This one is for all the dog lovers...........?!
Question: This one is for all the dog lovers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven!? If there are, will I have to
apologize!?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog!.
1 I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up!.
2!. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, poop, etc!., just because I like the way they smell!.
3!. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar!.
4!. The sofa is not a 'face towel'!.
5!. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff!.
6!. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet!.
7!. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello"!.
8!. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table!.
9!. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after!.
10!. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt on the carpet!.
11!. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch!.
12!. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing!.
P!.S!. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back!?
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apologize!?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog!.
1 I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up!.
2!. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, poop, etc!., just because I like the way they smell!.
3!. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar!.
4!. The sofa is not a 'face towel'!.
5!. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff!.
6!. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet!.
7!. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello"!.
8!. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table!.
9!. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after!.
10!. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt on the carpet!.
11!. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch!.
12!. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing!.
P!.S!. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back!?
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Answers:
Ha ha ha ha ha! OMG, that was a good one! I have heard similar jokes to this, but this punchline was too darn cute! ROFL!.!.(hey it doesn't take much to make ME laugh this morning!)
Thank you for making an ole lady giggle! *!.* Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thank you for making an ole lady giggle! *!.* Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dear Doggy
Balls to you
No you can not have them back
All you ever did was give them a good licking
now they are happy
just rolling aroundWww@Enter-QA@Com
Balls to you
No you can not have them back
All you ever did was give them a good licking
now they are happy
just rolling aroundWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL - other than the testicles thing I can see "my girl" saying all of these things!Www@Enter-QA@Com