Have any lame jokes, 10 Points for the lamest + best one :)?!


Question: Have any lame jokes, 10 Points for the lamest + best one :)!?
im over hearing clever & witty jokes, i love the lame ones
anybody have any jokes!?
best one gets 10 points :DWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
what do you call witch on the beach!?
a sandwitch!!! ahahaha
now that's lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

There are three guys working at a building site!.
One is a blonde, another is a brunette, and the third one is a red-head!.

During the lunchbreak, the red-head opens up his bag and says: "If I get another bolony sandwich i'll throw myself off the building!"

Then the brunette opened HIS lunch and he screamed: "If I get another chicken-mayo sandwich ILL throw myself off the building!"

The blonde opened his lunch and said: "If I get another cheese sandwich ill throw myself off the building too!"

The next day, during the lunch break they each opened their lunch again and the red-head found a bolony sandwich, so he jumped off the building and died!.

The brunette found a chicken-mayo sandwitch and jumped off the building and died!.

Then the blonde saw a cheese sandwich in HIS lunchtin and he jumped off the building and died!.

Two days later, at the funeral party, the three's wives were mourning them!.

Red-head's Wife: If only I knew he didn't like bolony sandwiches I wouldn't have packed them!'

Brunette's Wife: Why didn't he just tell me he hated chicken-mayo!? I would have stopped making them!

They all stared at the blonde with tearful eyes,waiting for her words of appology!.

Blonde's wife: Don't look at me,he makes his own lunch!

I JUST USED THE BLONDE AS A PERSON!. NO HARM TO THE BLONDES!Www@Enter-QA@Com

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator!?
open the door put him in and close the door!.

how do you get an elephant in a refrigorator!?
open the door take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door!.

all the animals in all the world are having a meeting but one animal is not there!. who is it!?
the elephant, hes stuck in the refrigorator!.

you come across a river inhabited with vicious allagators and you need to get across, theres no ropes, bridges or anything!. what do you do!?
swim across, the alligators are at the meeting!.
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1!. robin and batman were about to fight crime, so they got in the batmobile!. wut was the last thing batman said 2 robin b4 gettin in the car!? "robin, get in the car"
2!. one day sammy the snail got in his sports car wit a big S on it!. he was speeding in a school zone when school let out!. one of the kids saw him and shouted "LOOK AT THAT S CAR GO!" get it escargot and S car go!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you call a sleeping cow!? A bulldozer!.
Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions!?

What do you get when you squeeze an olive!? Oliver Twist!

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn!? She had mittens!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday!? "Thanks, I'll never part with it!"

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat!? Polly Unsaturated

Why did God make only one Yogi Bear!? Because when he tried to make a second one he
made a Boo-Boo!.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car!? Robin, get in the car!.

When is a car not a car!? When it turns into a driveway!.

What do you call a guy who never farts in public!? A private tutor!.

What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall!? Curt and Rod (curtain rod)

What goes 99-thump, 99-thump!? A centipede with a wooden leg!.

Why was the man arrested for waiting in the Big Top!? He was loitering within tent!.

What do you call a deer with no eyes!? No idea!. (no eye dear) What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes!? Still no idea!.

What's long, yellow and fruity!? An apple in disguise!.

What's black white black white black white black white black white!.!.!.a penguin rolling down the stairs!.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors!? So he could hide in the M&M dish without being seen!

Why does E!.T!. have such big eyes!? Because he saw his phone bill!.

Two vomits were walking down the street when one started to cry!. The other said, "What's wrong!?" The first replied, "This is where I was brought up!"

Why were all the ink spots crying!? Their father was in the pen!.

What did the dog say to the tree!? bark!.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet!? To find Pooh

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor , the guy falling from the first goes, ' splat , Aaaaaaaargh " and the one from the 17th goes, " Aaaaaaargh , splat "!.

What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit!? A bad hare day!.

Once upon a time, long long ago, in a land far far away there lived a woman who was just too busy! She decided to make a clone of herself so she could get twice as much work done!. Well, the clone helped her a lot, but it also gave her a bad reputation because the clone constantly swore!. One day, the woman couldn't take her clone's foul mouth anymore, so she took it to the top of a building and pushed it off!. Soon after, the woman was arrested for making an obscene clone fall!.

Why did the booger cross the road, because he was being picked on

What did one casket say to the other casket!? Is that you coffin!?

What time did the man go to the dentist!? Tooth hurty!.

What's Irish and stays out all night!? Paddy 'O Furniture!.

Where do kings keep their armies!? In their sleevies!.

How to you organize a spacey party!? You planet!.

How do you start a book about ducks!?!.!.!.With an introduction!.

How do you catch a rabbit!? Hide behind a tree and make carrott noises!.

What do you get when you cross 100 pigs with 100 deer!? 200 sows and bucks!!!

Why can't you play cards in the jungle!? Because there's too many cheetas!

What did one frog say to the other!? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Why don't anteaters get sick!? Because they're full of anty-bodies!

What do you call an Italian feline trying on clothes!? Catalina dressing!.

If a athlete get's athlete's foot what does an astronaut get!? Mistle Toe!.

Santa says to Mrs!. Claws "Any idea what the weather will be like for Christmas!?"!. Mrs Claws: "Look's like rain, dear"

What did the digital watch say to his mom!? "Look mom no hands!."

How does the gingerbread man make his bed!? With cookie shestsWww@Enter-QA@Com

What do you call a call with three legs!?- Lean Beef
What do you call a cow with no legs!? -Ground beef
What do you call a cow that just had a baby!?-De-calf-inated
Why are there no ice cubes in italy!?-The Lady with the recipe diedWww@Enter-QA@Com

What is brown and sticky!?
a stick

What did the ant say when it was about to be stepped on!?
nothing, ants don't talk

Two cows are talking in a field!.
cow 1: Aren't you afraid of getting mad cow disease!?
cow 2: Why should I!? I'm a helicopter!Www@Enter-QA@Com

what did the boat say to the harbor!?

Whats up, dock!?





What did the orange say to the banana!?

stop yellowing







when do stop at green and go at red!?

when you're eating a watermeon!





all of which are lame!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

why did the chicken cross the road!?
To get to the other side! HAHA!


Why do birds fly south for the winter!?
Because it is to far to walk!.

Email me!! I have a ton more!
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whats the time!?
well duuur what it is 12 hours ago!.

what did one traffic light say to the other!?
dont look im changing!.

why was the beach blushing!?
because the sea weed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Dumb: Why did the checken cross the road!?

BO: To get to the otherside!?

Dumb: NO!

BO: WHY

Dumb: To get away from KFC!

( did you get the joke inside of the joke)
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How do you get a pikachu to go on a train!?

You POKE HIM ON! (Poke'mon)Www@Enter-QA@Com

plod plonk plod plonk
it's the noise I* make when walking
As I have a wooden leg

now that's a lame joke

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"Oh I see!", said the blind man!Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you call a hooker with a funny nose!? FULL! Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have a bad joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A girl walks into a bar, ouchWww@Enter-QA@Com

were do pirates shop!?
arrrrrrrrgos!

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chuck norris once pulled out 3 hair from his beard!.!.!.and stabbed 3 pplWww@Enter-QA@Com



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