What is the funniest joke or riddle you've ever heard?!
Question: What is the funniest joke or riddle you've ever heard!?
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How about def Leopard singer putting Lord's stanley Cup upside down the other night in Detroit!.
Or Toronto again beating detroit to start the season with detroit after the Red-wings win the Cup!.
I suggest if they want a pushover to celebrate next time, go for Tampa bay!.
Two boys are playing hockey at a pond at a city park when one is attacked by a viscous rabid rottweiler!.
Thinking quickly one boy puts his stick inside the dogs collar and twist until he snaps the dogs neck and saving his friend!. A reporter who was strolling by ran over to interview the boy!.
"Young Leaf's fan saves friend from a viscous animal, " he starts to write in his notebook!.
" But I'm not a Leaf';s fan", the little hero replied!.
"Sorry", said the reporter, "Since were in Toronto I thought you were!.
He writes again, " Little jays fan saves his friend from a horrific attack!"
"I'm not a Jays fan, either", says the brave boy!.
" I assumed everyone in toronto was a Leaf's fan or a Jays fan!. What team do you like and root for!?" asked the reporter!.
"I'm a Colorado Avalanche fan" responded the child!.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his Notebook and writes," Little bastard from Denver kills beloved family Pet!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Or Toronto again beating detroit to start the season with detroit after the Red-wings win the Cup!.
I suggest if they want a pushover to celebrate next time, go for Tampa bay!.
Two boys are playing hockey at a pond at a city park when one is attacked by a viscous rabid rottweiler!.
Thinking quickly one boy puts his stick inside the dogs collar and twist until he snaps the dogs neck and saving his friend!. A reporter who was strolling by ran over to interview the boy!.
"Young Leaf's fan saves friend from a viscous animal, " he starts to write in his notebook!.
" But I'm not a Leaf';s fan", the little hero replied!.
"Sorry", said the reporter, "Since were in Toronto I thought you were!.
He writes again, " Little jays fan saves his friend from a horrific attack!"
"I'm not a Jays fan, either", says the brave boy!.
" I assumed everyone in toronto was a Leaf's fan or a Jays fan!. What team do you like and root for!?" asked the reporter!.
"I'm a Colorado Avalanche fan" responded the child!.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his Notebook and writes," Little bastard from Denver kills beloved family Pet!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
why did the lobster blush!?
because the sea weed!.
my all time favourite is *drum roll*
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car!? Robin, get in the car!.
i love lame jokes :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
because the sea weed!.
my all time favourite is *drum roll*
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car!? Robin, get in the car!.
i love lame jokes :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
When Chuck Norris does a push up, hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the world down!.
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