What is the aristocrat joke?!
Question: What is the aristocrat joke!?
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Is this the one you're looking for, best I could come up with!.!.!.!?
Sorry it's so crude!.!.!.!
A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us!."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts!. They're a little too old-fashioned!."
The man says, "But this is really special!."
The agent says, "Okay, well what's the act!?"
He replies, "Well, my wife and I come out on stage and she begins to sing the "Star Spangled Banner" while I take her roughly from behind!. After a minute of this, my kids come out and begin to do the same, but my daughter's singing the original "To Anacreon in Heaven" lyrics while my son performs anal sex on her!."
The agent looks uncomfortable, but the man continues, "Just when my daughter hits the highest note in the song, my son and I switch partners!. He turns my wife around and gives her a dirty Sanchez before having her perform oral sex on him!. When the song's over and we're both getting close, we all stop and lie down on the stage!."
The man smiles fondly as he recalls, "This is the best part: our dog then comes out on the stage, and he's trained to lick each one of us to orgasm in turn!. He just goes right down the line, looking as happy as can be! We all get up and take a bow!."
He looks at the agent and says, "Well, that's the act!. What do you think!?"
The agent just sits in silence for a long time!. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act!. What do you call yourselves!?"
"The Aristocrats!"
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Sorry it's so crude!.!.!.!
A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us!."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts!. They're a little too old-fashioned!."
The man says, "But this is really special!."
The agent says, "Okay, well what's the act!?"
He replies, "Well, my wife and I come out on stage and she begins to sing the "Star Spangled Banner" while I take her roughly from behind!. After a minute of this, my kids come out and begin to do the same, but my daughter's singing the original "To Anacreon in Heaven" lyrics while my son performs anal sex on her!."
The agent looks uncomfortable, but the man continues, "Just when my daughter hits the highest note in the song, my son and I switch partners!. He turns my wife around and gives her a dirty Sanchez before having her perform oral sex on him!. When the song's over and we're both getting close, we all stop and lie down on the stage!."
The man smiles fondly as he recalls, "This is the best part: our dog then comes out on the stage, and he's trained to lick each one of us to orgasm in turn!. He just goes right down the line, looking as happy as can be! We all get up and take a bow!."
He looks at the agent and says, "Well, that's the act!. What do you think!?"
The agent just sits in silence for a long time!. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act!. What do you call yourselves!?"
"The Aristocrats!"
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The aristocrat joke was a secret joke among professional comedians,it's the ultimate gross out joke the punchline is always the same but the build up is where the humor lies!. i think it's hilarious !.
here's a link to the joke being told well by Gilbert Godfried, Cartman from south park is my favorite if you can find itWww@Enter-QA@Com
here's a link to the joke being told well by Gilbert Godfried, Cartman from south park is my favorite if you can find itWww@Enter-QA@Com
You deserved a star for asking a question like this and getting the answer straight from the saint's mouth!. I gave it to you!. But, in any case, now, I hate to be called aristocrat, even after I acquire more wealth than Bill Gates!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
whatever it is it is like in one word 'YUCK'Www@Enter-QA@Com