Is it ever too early for a good joke?!
Question: Is it ever too early for a good joke!?
What is dracula's favorite drink!?
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Answers:
<throws tomatoes at Purp>
Boo! You suck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Boo! You suck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Since your joke's are well say not funny I thought that i would give you one that is!.
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park!.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway!.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away!. He put the beast out and headed home!.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home!. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there!.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
"Jen, is the cat there!?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask!?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park!.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway!.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away!. He put the beast out and headed home!.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home!. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there!.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
"Jen, is the cat there!?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask!?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A good joke is appreciated at any time but you have to keep to your side of the deal, so we're ready where is your good joke, you appear to be
lying!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.
cheer you can't even spell it!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lying!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.
cheer you can't even spell it!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
CONGRATULATIONS!!! that is without a doubt the worst joke i've ever heard!!! you won a free time waster to everyone reading this question!.
oh, you already used it on this question!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh, you already used it on this question!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i personally appreciate the thought, but all they r looking for is jokes having 2 do with sex and swearing!. this is america!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dracula's favourite drink is a Bloody Mary!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Actually I think his favorite drink is, well, blood!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know but I saw him with another vampire!. Both were starving and fighting over a used tamponWww@Enter-QA@Com
What kind of bees make milk!?
Boobies
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Boobies
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on the south side !.!.!.
he'd call it Kool-AidWww@Enter-QA@Com
he'd call it Kool-AidWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was so funny i forgot to laugh!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com