DO U HAVE CORNY JOKES?!
Question: DO U HAVE CORNY JOKES!?
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1!. robin and batman were about to fight crime, so they got in the batmobile!. wut was the last thing batman said 2 robin b4 gettin in the car!? "robin, get in the car"
2!. one day sammy the snail got in his sports car wit a big S on it!. he was speeding in a school zone when school let out!. one of the kids saw him and shouted "LOOK AT THAT S CAR GO!" get it escargot and S car go!?!
or just lame-corny
i luv corny jokes so yaaa!.!.!.!.!.!.
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1!. robin and batman were about to fight crime, so they got in the batmobile!. wut was the last thing batman said 2 robin b4 gettin in the car!? "robin, get in the car"
2!. one day sammy the snail got in his sports car wit a big S on it!. he was speeding in a school zone when school let out!. one of the kids saw him and shouted "LOOK AT THAT S CAR GO!" get it escargot and S car go!?!
or just lame-corny
i luv corny jokes so yaaa!.!.!.!.!.!.
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thnx!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Why don't cannibals eat clowns!? Answer: They just taste funny!.
What do you get if you cut 250 bras in half!? Answer: 500 beanies with adjustable chin straps!.
What do elephants use for tampons!? Answer: SheepWww@Enter-QA@Com
What do you get if you cut 250 bras in half!? Answer: 500 beanies with adjustable chin straps!.
What do elephants use for tampons!? Answer: SheepWww@Enter-QA@Com
Did you hear about the Peanut that was walking down the street, it was assaulted! (a-salted)
What did the dog say when his owner pointed to the top of the house; “Roof, Roof”!. What did the dog say when he was standing on sandpaper; “Rough, Rough”!.
What did the dog say when he pointed to a tree; “Bark, Bark”!.
How do you keep a moron in suspense, I’ll tell you tomorrow!.
You said you wanted “Corny”!.
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What did the dog say when his owner pointed to the top of the house; “Roof, Roof”!. What did the dog say when he was standing on sandpaper; “Rough, Rough”!.
What did the dog say when he pointed to a tree; “Bark, Bark”!.
How do you keep a moron in suspense, I’ll tell you tomorrow!.
You said you wanted “Corny”!.
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You know when Chuck Norris does a push up, hes not actaully pushing himself up!? Hes pushing the Eearth Down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i DONT get that Ribin and Batman one! Robin, get in the car!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.hmmmmWww@Enter-QA@Com
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son!?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God!?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.
guess what!.!.!.!.
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com