Kids replies~~!! star if u liked them~~!!!?!


Question: Kids replies~~!! star if u liked them~~!!!!?
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church!?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping!."

joke2

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went!.

Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again!. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us!?"

joke3

Six-year old Angie and her four-year old brother Joel were sitting together in church!. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud!.

Finally, his big sister had had enough!. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church!."

"Why!? Who's going to stop me!?" Joel asked!.

Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door!? They're hushers!."

joke 4

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike!?"

I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike!?"

"You're both old," he replied!.
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Answers:
Wow I hope you don't mind but I am gonna copy these and send them to my contacts!? lemme know b4 I do, tho!.!.thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Number one, two and four are absolutely Hilarious! I seriously laughed so hard!.

*Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha omg those are awesome *have a star*Www@Enter-QA@Com

ahahaah these were brilliant! they were all so cute! *Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL, 2 and 3 made me laugh out loud! 1 and 4 made me chuckle!. Good ones!Www@Enter-QA@Com

My answer is you get an E for effort,I am not a child and I did not want to pass this up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol i love the things that come out of children's mouthWww@Enter-QA@Com

NOW THAT WAS HILARIOUS!.!.!. THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY*Www@Enter-QA@Com



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