What's the best bathroom "poetry" you've ever seen? ?!


Question: What's the best bathroom "poetry" you've ever seen!? !?
As an aside from the more serious questions I've been looking at, I'm taking a break for some "potty" humor!.

My second favorite was on a Weeds episode: "Here I sit, cheeks a-clenchin', squeezin' out a baby Texan!."

My favorite, on the wall of a port-a-john with no TP: "Here I sit in fumes and vapor, waiting for some toilet paper!. How long must I sit and linger before I have to use my finger!?" XD

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Answers:
roses are red
violets are blue
i have vd
and now u do too

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Sitting in a stall I saw on the inside of the door someone had written " Let's play toilet tennis! Look to your left" When I looked left, written there were the words "look to your right", so I looked right and it said "look to your left"!. So there I was for about 3 seconds looking left, then right, then left again!. Like watching a tennis match! Made me laugh out loud right in the stall!Www@Enter-QA@Com

In I come, down I sit
to Ole Johnny another ****!.
Handful of paper wipe my rear
on my palm's a little smear!.
Wash my hands in the sink
never mind it doesnt stink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I've heard two:

Here I sit
brokenhearted
tried to sh*t
only farted


Here I sit on the pooper
Giving birth to a state trooper

Bill BWww@Enter-QA@Com

He who writes on bathroom walls rolls their sh*t in little balls
And he who reads these words of wit, eat those little balls of sh*tWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha those are great ive seen the first one tooWww@Enter-QA@Com



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