Men men men men such wonderful creatures!!!?!
Question: Men men men men such wonderful creatures!!!!?
Men are like laxatives: they irritate the crap out of you!
Men are like bananas: the older they get the less firm they are!
Men are like blenders: you need one, but you're not quite sure why!
Men are like commercials: you can't believe a word they say!
Men are like popcorn: they satisfy you but only for a little while!
Men are like lava lamps: fun to look at, but not very bright!
Men are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
Men are like snowstorms: you never know when they are gonna come, how many inches you'll get, or how long they'll last!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Men are like bananas: the older they get the less firm they are!
Men are like blenders: you need one, but you're not quite sure why!
Men are like commercials: you can't believe a word they say!
Men are like popcorn: they satisfy you but only for a little while!
Men are like lava lamps: fun to look at, but not very bright!
Men are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!
Men are like snowstorms: you never know when they are gonna come, how many inches you'll get, or how long they'll last!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Woman, woman, woo-men…!. (So I married an axe murderer)
Women are like cars, take a long time to heat up, and don’t always know how to use a stick shift…!.
Women are like turkey on Thanksgiving, take too long to get ready, and a little disappointing after their done!.
Women are like a box of chocolates, never know what you’re going to get!.
Women are like a can of tuna, when get inside, it smells fishy!.
Women are like fishing, if you catch the wrong one, you can always throw it back!.
Women’s excuses are like butts, they all have one and they all stink!.
Women on their Periods are like pit-bull dogs, mean, growling, and want to bite your head off!.
Trying to explain sports with woman is like war, it takes too much time, too much effort, and you don’t know why you started it in the first place!.
* That being said, only in rebuttal to the above, I love women and think they are the most beautiful creatures on earth…!.
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Women are like cars, take a long time to heat up, and don’t always know how to use a stick shift…!.
Women are like turkey on Thanksgiving, take too long to get ready, and a little disappointing after their done!.
Women are like a box of chocolates, never know what you’re going to get!.
Women are like a can of tuna, when get inside, it smells fishy!.
Women are like fishing, if you catch the wrong one, you can always throw it back!.
Women’s excuses are like butts, they all have one and they all stink!.
Women on their Periods are like pit-bull dogs, mean, growling, and want to bite your head off!.
Trying to explain sports with woman is like war, it takes too much time, too much effort, and you don’t know why you started it in the first place!.
* That being said, only in rebuttal to the above, I love women and think they are the most beautiful creatures on earth…!.
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HA HA HA HA Women is mans best friend after the dogWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah they are really , and they r here 4 you!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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and without us you wouldn't be here =) Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why We Love Men:
-They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep!.
-They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not!.
-Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek!.
-The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer!.
-How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it!.
-What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action!.
-They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys!.
-They really love their moms!.
-They remind us of our dads!.
-They never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say!.
-They rarely lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size!.
-How nice their butts look in jeans!.
-How nice their hands look holding ours!.
-Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us a present they picked out
-They give great hugs, ( and always melt our hearts when a sweet "I love you" is added)
-They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don't want them to
-They don't care whether colors match, but are willing to be concerned if we want them to be
-They give us a peek at the little boy inside when they get sick or happy or hurt!.
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-They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep!.
-They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not!.
-Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek!.
-The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer!.
-How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it!.
-What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action!.
-They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys!.
-They really love their moms!.
-They remind us of our dads!.
-They never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say!.
-They rarely lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size!.
-How nice their butts look in jeans!.
-How nice their hands look holding ours!.
-Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us a present they picked out
-They give great hugs, ( and always melt our hearts when a sweet "I love you" is added)
-They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don't want them to
-They don't care whether colors match, but are willing to be concerned if we want them to be
-They give us a peek at the little boy inside when they get sick or happy or hurt!.
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