Funny pick up lines????????!


Question: Funny pick up lines!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
i love hearing funny pick up lines!.
what are some of the funniest or cutest ones you have heard!?
this is just for my entertainment btw im not gonna use them!.LOL
also if you have any other goood jokes dont be afraid to share them!


here are some of my favorite lines!. i dont know if you would call them pick up lines though!.!.!.


guy:im a photographer and iv been looking for a face like urs
lady:im a plastic surgeaon and ive been looking for a face like urs


if you ever get malled by a tiger i hope it doesnt mess up ur face cuz i think ur cute =]



^^^^^ i love those ones



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Answers:
if u were a booger I'd pick u 1st

Did u fart!?Because you blew me away

Are you a magnet!? Because i'm attracted to you

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get!.

Those are really stupid but I think they are hilarious!.

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you must be jamaican 'cause ja-maikin-me horny LMAO! Www@Enter-QA@Com

Those are funny! My favorite is "do u have a band aid becuse i just fell for you! That is the best one ever!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

do my shoes match my eyes!? (after they look at you you say) well since your already checking me out i guess you should go on a date with me!Www@Enter-QA@Com

theres ummm:

i lost my number!.!.!. can i have yours!?
one of my favorites lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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