Girls and boys,a daft one for you.!?!
Question: Girls and boys,a daft one for you!.!!?
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy"!. I call my dog
"Sex"!.
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me!. When I went to get his
license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex!. He
said, "I'd like to have one too!." Then I said, "But this is a dog!." He
said I didn't care what she looked like!. Then I said, "You don't
understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 year old!." He said I must have
been quite a kid!.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me!. I
told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a
special room for Sex!. He said that every room in the place was for
sex!. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night!." The
Clerk said "Me too!."
One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began,
the dog ran away!. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing
there looking around!. I told him I had planned to have Sex entered in
the contest!. He told me that I should have sold tickets!. "But you
don't understand", I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on television!." He
called me a show-off!.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to file for custody of
the dog!. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I got married!." The
judge said "Me too!." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex had
left me!. He said, "Me too!."
Last night Sex ran off again!. I spent hours looking around town for
him!. A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley
at 4 in the morning!?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex!.!.!."
My case comes up on Friday!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Sex"!.
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me!. When I went to get his
license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex!. He
said, "I'd like to have one too!." Then I said, "But this is a dog!." He
said I didn't care what she looked like!. Then I said, "You don't
understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 year old!." He said I must have
been quite a kid!.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me!. I
told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a
special room for Sex!. He said that every room in the place was for
sex!. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night!." The
Clerk said "Me too!."
One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began,
the dog ran away!. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing
there looking around!. I told him I had planned to have Sex entered in
the contest!. He told me that I should have sold tickets!. "But you
don't understand", I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on television!." He
called me a show-off!.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to file for custody of
the dog!. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I got married!." The
judge said "Me too!." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex had
left me!. He said, "Me too!."
Last night Sex ran off again!. I spent hours looking around town for
him!. A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley
at 4 in the morning!?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex!.!.!."
My case comes up on Friday!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol that made me grin ear to ear!hahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious,keep em coming!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha that is funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
guilty,Www@Enter-QA@Com
quite amusing!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OLDWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha oh well, its new to me too! :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, shouldnt have named your dog sex then should youWww@Enter-QA@Com
daft enough for a star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
well its a new one to me lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
does not matter how old,still a good laugh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
its old but i like it lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good 9 out of 10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sadWww@Enter-QA@Com
i call my dog "woof"!.!.he can say his own name ,such a clever dog!.!.good joke by the way *Www@Enter-QA@Com