Here are some Puns...Do you get them?...?!

1!. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference!. He acquired his size from too much pi!.

2!. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian!.

3!. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still!.

4!. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption!.

6!. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery!.

7!. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering!.

8!. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart!.

9!. Two silk worms had a race!. They ended up in a tie!.

10!. Time flies like an arrow!. Fruit flies like a banana!.

12!. Atheism is a non-prophet organization!.

13!. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway!. One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a-head!."

14!. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger!. Then it hit me!.

15!. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass!."

16!. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital!. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet!."

17!. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion!.

18!. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!

19!. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large!.

20!. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran!.

21!. A backward poet writes in-verse!.

22!. In democracy it's your vote that counts!. In feudalism it's your count that votes!.

23!. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion!.

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