Golf Joke. Funny or not?!


Question: Golf Joke!. Funny or not!?
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course!. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course!. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer!.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen!. You truly are a kind man!.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years!.”

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Answers:
yes, is funny, try this joke
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses!. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball dont knock out any windows!. Itll cost us a fortune to fix!."

The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course!. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses!. Alright, lets go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost!."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in!." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer!. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window!?"

"Uh, yeah, sorry about that!." the husband replied!.
"No, actually I want to thank you!. Im a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle!. Youve released me!. Im allowed to grant three wishes- Ill give you each one wish, and Ill keep the last one for myself!."

"OK, great!" the husband said!. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life!." "No problem-its the least I could do!. And you, what do you want!?" the genie said, looking at the wife!.

"I want a house in every country of the world," she said!.

"Consider it done!." the genie replied!.

"And whats your wish, genie!?” the husband said!.

"Well, since Ive been trapped in that bottle, I havent had sex with a woman in a thousand years!. My wish is to sleep with your wife!."

The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey!. I guess I dont care!." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours!.

After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway!?"

"35!." she replied!.

"And he still believes in genies!? Thats amazing!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

I like it!!!

What about this one!?

A woman was playing golf and teed off on the first hole!. After downing her putt she moved onto the second tee but was hit by a stray golf ball from the following party!.

Her friends took her to the club house to recover!.

After about 15 minutes she feels well enough to continue so gets up and goes to the door!.

The club captain asked what had happened!. She replied she was hit by a golf ball!.

"Where!?" asked the captain!.

"Between the first and second hole!." she answered!.

He replied "I've told you before that your stance was wrong!"

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Lol, that is really considerate!. Playing golf and only giving a short prayer to the deceased spouse!. hmmmm, well, it's the thought that counts!.

Peace!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is a funny joke, considering the way most men leave for the golf course when they have an anniversary, this guy dodges his wife's funeral!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Star for you!

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Very funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahahahahaha
really funny
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funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Very, very good!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is a funny joke<3Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha uh no that was NOT that funny get a life!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahah thats pretty funny!. I play golf but am not that avid of a golferWww@Enter-QA@Com

I thought it was great!. The people that said it was stupid just don't get the joke!. Or they have a stick in their bum!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha! Not bad lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

i dont find it very funny

no offenseWww@Enter-QA@Com

well that was not really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Too, bad!. I didn't get it! Sorry!. :))Www@Enter-QA@Com



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