Whats the funniest/meanest/not so smart thing you have ever said to a cop....?!


Question: Whats the funniest/meanest/not so smart thing you have ever said to a cop!.!.!.!.!?
Me and my husband were a little tipsy on our way to some party and some corvette pulled up beside my f####ing twin turbo'd dodge viper and wanted to race me, like a dumb@ss!. I won, but bottom line is that I got pulled and I said to the cop "Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in!."

Thankfully i'm in good with the whole police force in Lahaina ;D

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Racing my 442 (7 years ago) off from a toll booth against some guy who thought he could win!. I won and we got pulled over (both of us by 2 cops!.) My cop said do you know that guy!. I said know (I did not) Then he said do you know why I pulled you over!. I said "yes, but he thought he could blow me away at the toll booth and I wanted to show him that he couldn't!." It was not too smart to say, but it was the darn truth!. Anyhow, I still got reckless driving but it was 'reduced' because I was truthful!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was caught speeding, and it was by a cop who appearantly didn't get to write many tickets that day because he said "i waited all day for you" and I said back to him "well I got here as quick as I could"!.!.!.and I did not get a ticket!.
He did just tell me to slow it down!. But I could see that grin on his face when he walked away!.


also!.!.!.my dad was driving and going a bit fast and was pulled over!. When the cop saw his name he said are you related to Johnny smith!? and dad said "yes he is my grandson" and the cop handed his license back to him and said "well he's the best little ball player I've seen!. I enjoy him being on my team"!. And let dad go with a warning to slow it down!.

The cop was also my son' s little league coach so we tell people if they are going too fast down route 5 and get pulled over just tell the cop you are related to johnny smith and he will let you go!. lol


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Lmao @ that!.
Beware : I am about to "quote" Super Bad!.
I was drinking one night (not of age) and a friend and I started to argue, I went outside, and kept yelling (to myself) and this cop ended up stopping and asked what the problem was!. Well cops are a "turn on", haha, and I was drunk, so yeaaa!.
I was like, "hey baby, I'm DTF you!"

Bad, he thought I was saying F*** you!. He'd never sen the movie =(Www@Enter-QA@Com

well my dad was pulled over by the police cos i forgot to put my seatbelt on, and then she pulled me over, and said u should have your seatbelt on, and i said, 'sorry, by the way, you have a wasp in your ear, so be careful ;)'Www@Enter-QA@Com

This cop pulled my cousin over when we wer out one night!.!.!.he started asking her all these nosey question and what not!.!.!.and she said "God just cause you ginger doesnt mean you can be THAT F*CKIN NOSEY!!"

Was hilarious at the time, he didnt know what to do!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"what seems to be the officer, problem!?"

http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I haven't because they wouldn't understand anyway!. But I'd ask them the directions to the nearest doughnut shop!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"The last time I was pulled over this, I was simply given a warning!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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havent been pulled up!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.YETWww@Enter-QA@Com

wow!.!.smart!.!.and you were drunk and didnt get caught!?

lol

im only 16 so i dont have any stories!.!.yet!.!.lol

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