This made me laugh ... anyone agree ?!
Question: This made me laugh !.!.!. anyone agree !?
A man & his wife are in bed one night!. The wife wants a bit of action from her husband, but he doesn't even acknowledge that she's there, he just continues reading a book!. She keeps waiting & waiting for him to make his first move, but he doesn't, so she gets disqusted & goes to sleep!. 10 minutes later, she feels his fingers in her vagina, and says, "oh Fred you finally want me!?" He replies, "nah, I'm just wetting my fingers to turn the page"
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Hehehe! Thats SO like my hubby! Thanx, made me giggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
A masked man walks into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter and shouts "open the safe!"
"But this is not a real bank" the woman replies "it's a sperm bank!."
"Open the safe or I'll shoot!" the man shouts!.
The woman, now terrified, opens the safe!.
"Now take one of the bottles and drink it", he says!.
"But sir, these are sperm samples!" the woman replies!.
"Just drink it or I'll shoot!"
The woman opens the bottle and drinks the lot!. "Now take another bottle and drink it"
"But sir, I just drank one"
"Drink another one or I will shoot you"
The woman has no alternative and drinks a second bottle!.
When she has emptied it the man now takes off his mask and the woman is surprised to see the robber is her husband!.
"Now you see, honey", he says, "it isn't so difficult now is it!"
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"But this is not a real bank" the woman replies "it's a sperm bank!."
"Open the safe or I'll shoot!" the man shouts!.
The woman, now terrified, opens the safe!.
"Now take one of the bottles and drink it", he says!.
"But sir, these are sperm samples!" the woman replies!.
"Just drink it or I'll shoot!"
The woman opens the bottle and drinks the lot!. "Now take another bottle and drink it"
"But sir, I just drank one"
"Drink another one or I will shoot you"
The woman has no alternative and drinks a second bottle!.
When she has emptied it the man now takes off his mask and the woman is surprised to see the robber is her husband!.
"Now you see, honey", he says, "it isn't so difficult now is it!"
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Great joke,a bit chauvinistic but its nice one !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
On a scale of 1-10 that's 3Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
eeew!.!.!.not funny IMO Www@Enter-QA@Com
this joke is not only not funny, it,s older than dirt!. joke is nastyWww@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
eeeew hahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's a smelly book now! Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO THATS NASTY!.!.!.LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats bad but made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
it made me chuckleWww@Enter-QA@Com
errr !.!.!.!.not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
it didn't make me laugh!. sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ugh!!!!! sick, go back to work!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
eeww grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahh gross but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
uh no thats nasty!.
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ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com