I was in the HOSPITAL today... and overheard some VERY STRANGE things... (read m!


Question: I was in the HOSPITAL today!.!.!. and overheard some VERY STRANGE things!.!.!. (read more) !?
I over heard some guy whispering to his wife that "he just couldn't take it anymore" He said he had to find out about his poop and why it is a "bright vivid lime-GREEN!." His wife said something about them giving him something to get rid of the "rotten-egg-smell"

He said the poop was so green, it actually looked flourescent!. Then he said somedays it's not bright green, but seaweed green and that this problem has been going on for about 3 months and he's had enough!. He said he couldn't understand, no matter how much he drank, the poo came out hard and looked like glowing bright green-coated pebbles!.

Then, they gave me a nasty look, when they found out that I had listened to them!. (well they WERE kinda loud, sheesh!.)

So, it's not like I found out more!.!. so what do you guys think this guy had!? And why was his poo green!? Or vivid green!? Is it bad!? Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
i think his lucky charms were tainted :) ------------------------ thanks intotalvertigo! i think you should get best answer!Www@Enter-QA@Com

number 1, i will not talk about the articles that come out of another man's rear!. number 2, you have to give best answer to wont you be my neighbor!. that made me laugh and it seems better than all the other answers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

like leet-t said maybe its a green diet andit can also be pebbles in his bladder for getting mad too much, my mom had that and the same thing happened and they had to take her bladder away cause of the pebbles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I suppose he might have had fluorescent green poop so he could tell where he'd been!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Uh he should ask his nurseWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why would you put this in jokes and riddles!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

The more common causes for green bowel movement, green poop, dark green bowel movements, and green stool are:

Diet


People can have green bowel movements if they eat large quantities of green leafy vegetables such as broccoli, or lettuce!.

People can have green bowel movements if they consume large quantities of green artificial coloring often found in processed foods such as sherbet, popsicles, or drink flavoring!.

People can have green bowel movements because of an over consumption of iron!. The body won't be able to absorb all the iron, so it will excrete iron salts!. Iron is found in enriched breakfast cereals, red meat, beans, spinach, baby formula, and supplements!.

Physiological


People can have green bowel movements due to a change of colonic transit time!.
Illness


People can have a green bowel movements if they have diarrheaWww@Enter-QA@Com



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