Tell me joke that offends men?!


Question: Tell me joke that offends men!?
there are soo many jokes that put women down and i have never heard a single one that puts down men or portrays men as inferior!.!. feel free to post your favorite womanizer jokes:)Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
The Creation of pussy:
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design!.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fu ked it,
and called it a c unt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why aren't dogs afraid of men!?
They don't feel threatened by their intellgence!.

Why are blonde jokes one-liners!?
So men can understand them!.

When does a man know when to not talk!?
When the T!.V is on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You obviously don't use Y/A enough to see them, I would have asked the opposite, have a look round, they don't take a lot of finding!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

for Raider fans:

how do you get a raider fan to stop masturbating!?




paint a lightning bolt on his dick and he can't beat it for 5 yearsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Q!. What's the difference between pigs and men!?

A!. Pigs don't turn into men when they're drunkWww@Enter-QA@Com



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