What about these then guys funny or true ?!
Question: What about these then guys funny or true !?
Horny Toad
What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad!?
One goes "Ribbit" and the other goes "Rubbit!."
Viagra + Death = !?
What happend to the man who died on an overdose of Viagra!?
They couldn't close the coffin!.
Women's Bits
Some men like looking at women's ar*es!. Some men like looking at women's t*ts!. Me, I like looking at the tops of their heads!.
German Virginity
What's German for 'virgin'!?
Goesintight!.
What is the word 'non-virgin' in German!?
Brokenhymen
Men's English
"I'm hungry!." = I'm hungry!.
"I'm sleepy!." = I'm sleepy!.
"I'm tired!." = I'm tired!.
"Do you want to go to a movie!?" = I'd eventually like to have s*x with you!.
"Can I take you out to dinner!?" = I'd eventually like to have s*x with you!.
"Can I call you sometime!?" = I'd eventually like to have s*x with you!.
"May I have this dance!?" = I'd eventually like to have s*x with you!.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage!." = I want to fondle you!.
"What's wrong!?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now!?
"What's wrong!?" = I guess s*x tonight is out of the question!.
"I'm bored!." = Do you want to have s*x!?
"I love you!." = Let's have s*x now!.
"I love you, too!." = Okay, I said it!.!.!.we'd better have s*x now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair!." = I liked it better before!.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair!." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk!." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have s*x with me!.
"Will you marry me!?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have s*x with other guys!.
and FINALLY!.!.!. (while shopping) "I like that one better!." = Just pick ANY dress and let's go home!
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What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad!?
One goes "Ribbit" and the other goes "Rubbit!."
Viagra + Death = !?
What happend to the man who died on an overdose of Viagra!?
They couldn't close the coffin!.
Women's Bits
Some men like looking at women's ar*es!. Some men like looking at women's t*ts!. Me, I like looking at the tops of their heads!.
German Virginity
What's German for 'virgin'!?
Goesintight!.
What is the word 'non-virgin' in German!?
Brokenhymen
Men's English
"I'm hungry!." = I'm hungry!.
"I'm sleepy!." = I'm sleepy!.
"I'm tired!." = I'm tired!.
"Do you want to go to a movie!?" = I'd eventually like to have s*x with you!.
"Can I take you out to dinner!?" = I'd eventually like to have s*x with you!.
"Can I call you sometime!?" = I'd eventually like to have s*x with you!.
"May I have this dance!?" = I'd eventually like to have s*x with you!.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage!." = I want to fondle you!.
"What's wrong!?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now!?
"What's wrong!?" = I guess s*x tonight is out of the question!.
"I'm bored!." = Do you want to have s*x!?
"I love you!." = Let's have s*x now!.
"I love you, too!." = Okay, I said it!.!.!.we'd better have s*x now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair!." = I liked it better before!.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair!." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk!." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have s*x with me!.
"Will you marry me!?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have s*x with other guys!.
and FINALLY!.!.!. (while shopping) "I like that one better!." = Just pick ANY dress and let's go home!
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Very funny!. Lol xWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Funny and true especially the mens english lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL
I can't remember when I have laughed so hard!.
Thanks for the laughs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can't remember when I have laughed so hard!.
Thanks for the laughs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very very funny!.!. i loved them all!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All true, but very funny too!. :) Thanks for cheering me up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't think they're that great!. I guess I just don't like these kind of jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
aaaaah!.!.!. XD i think its very funny and true at some points!.!.but then again i am a feminist!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!!!
i think they are all funny!!!!
and somewhat true!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think they are all funny!!!!
and somewhat true!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Loll!.!.!.
Really its Both!!.!.!.
Both true & Funny!.!.!.!.!.
Have a nice day & tnx for making me laugh!**Www@Enter-QA@Com
Really its Both!!.!.!.
Both true & Funny!.!.!.!.!.
Have a nice day & tnx for making me laugh!**Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ive been married for seven years, yes all of the above is true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com