A relationship joke.?!
Question: A relationship joke!.!?
So my girlfriend has this really bad temper so we're always fighting and stuff!.
One night, we went to a bar together and she got a little tipsy and ended up picking a fight with a really big dude!.
So you know, i didn't want to be that boyfriend that HAS to get beat up for his girlfriend, i don't think shes worth it!.
but at the same time, i didn't want to be that boyfriend that LETS his girlfriend get beat up, thats just as bad or maybe even worse!.
so i dumped her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One night, we went to a bar together and she got a little tipsy and ended up picking a fight with a really big dude!.
So you know, i didn't want to be that boyfriend that HAS to get beat up for his girlfriend, i don't think shes worth it!.
but at the same time, i didn't want to be that boyfriend that LETS his girlfriend get beat up, thats just as bad or maybe even worse!.
so i dumped her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahaha 8 outta 10, johnWww@Enter-QA@Com
You did right, she's not worth a black eye or worse!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Joke!? And someone gave you 8 out 10!.
You work in an office don't you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You work in an office don't you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
how cruelWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
cruel but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
cruel but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ya so!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
call that a joke, I've had more laughs at a funeral!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.
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Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
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Sherlock!.
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