What about these three are they funny or to old now ?!
Question: What about these three are they funny or to old now !?
A Present for Little Johnny
So, Johnny has a cussing problem, and his dad was getting pretty fed up with it!. So, he decided to ask his therapist what he should do!.
The therapist said that since Christmas was around the corner, he should ask Johnny what he wanted from Santa, and if he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog pooh in place of the present!.
So, a few days days before Christmas, the dad asked his son what he wanted, and the boy told him that he wanted a "goddamned teddy-bear laying laying fu*kin' beside me when I wake up Christmas morning, a motherf*ckin' train going around the goddamned tree, and a red a*sed f*ckin' bike leaning up against the damn garage!."
On Christmas morning, Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog pooh!. Confused, he walked down the stairs and saw a bunch of dog pooh circling all the way around the Christmas tree!. More confused, Johnny went outside and saw a huge pile of dog pooh by the garage!.
When he walked inside with a curious look on his face, his dad asked, "So what did Santa bring you this year!?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a f*ckin' dog, but I can't find the son of a b*tch!."
The Unethical Doctor
A beautiful woman went to see her gynecologist one day!. When the doctor took the first look at the woman, his professionalism went flying out the window!.
He immediately told her to undress, and after she had fully done so, he started to touch her thigh!.
"Do you know what I'm doing!?"
"You're checking for any abrasions or abnormalities!."
"You're right!." Then, he started to fondle her breasts!. "How about now!?"
"You're looking for signs of breast cancer!."
"Correct!."
Finally, he mounts the woman and starts to have sex*al interc*urse with her!.
"And now!?"
"You're getting herpes because that's why I came here in the first place!."
A Naked Man
So this college professor asked his anatomy class students to draw a naked man!.
As he walks around the class, looking at the different sketches, the professor notices the drawing of a beautiful, young coed!. She was sketching a man with an erect p*nis!.
The professor commented on her sketch, "I would like it drawn the other way!."
She replied, "What's other way!?"
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So, Johnny has a cussing problem, and his dad was getting pretty fed up with it!. So, he decided to ask his therapist what he should do!.
The therapist said that since Christmas was around the corner, he should ask Johnny what he wanted from Santa, and if he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog pooh in place of the present!.
So, a few days days before Christmas, the dad asked his son what he wanted, and the boy told him that he wanted a "goddamned teddy-bear laying laying fu*kin' beside me when I wake up Christmas morning, a motherf*ckin' train going around the goddamned tree, and a red a*sed f*ckin' bike leaning up against the damn garage!."
On Christmas morning, Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog pooh!. Confused, he walked down the stairs and saw a bunch of dog pooh circling all the way around the Christmas tree!. More confused, Johnny went outside and saw a huge pile of dog pooh by the garage!.
When he walked inside with a curious look on his face, his dad asked, "So what did Santa bring you this year!?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a f*ckin' dog, but I can't find the son of a b*tch!."
The Unethical Doctor
A beautiful woman went to see her gynecologist one day!. When the doctor took the first look at the woman, his professionalism went flying out the window!.
He immediately told her to undress, and after she had fully done so, he started to touch her thigh!.
"Do you know what I'm doing!?"
"You're checking for any abrasions or abnormalities!."
"You're right!." Then, he started to fondle her breasts!. "How about now!?"
"You're looking for signs of breast cancer!."
"Correct!."
Finally, he mounts the woman and starts to have sex*al interc*urse with her!.
"And now!?"
"You're getting herpes because that's why I came here in the first place!."
A Naked Man
So this college professor asked his anatomy class students to draw a naked man!.
As he walks around the class, looking at the different sketches, the professor notices the drawing of a beautiful, young coed!. She was sketching a man with an erect p*nis!.
The professor commented on her sketch, "I would like it drawn the other way!."
She replied, "What's other way!?"
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LOL 1st 1 was my fave!. Thanks lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ALL THREE WERE GREAT,,,I like lil Johnis language,,,, the 2nd one serves the doctor,,,, 3rd one logical!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Good ones Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!
Cheers for a laugh mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones Chris!.!!!
10/10!.!!
Cheers for a laugh mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
All very funny!.
I've heard the second before but the other two are new to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard the second before but the other two are new to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont understand the 3rd oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first one is so interesting i loved it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you are goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
1 and 2 are good!. Don't get Number 3!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I loved 'em all!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i liked the first and second but the last one was rubbishWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny :) i loved 2nd one, don't get 3rd!?Www@Enter-QA@Com