What about this golden oldie daddys little girl is it still funny ?!
Question: What about this golden oldie daddys little girl is it still funny !?
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden!.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was!.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes!.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground!.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention!.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating!.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing!?' she asked!.
'They're mating,' her father replied!.
'What do you call the spider on top!?' she asked!.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered!.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs!?' the little girl asked!.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear!. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs!.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
then lifted
her foot and stomped them flat!.
'Well, we're not having any of that poofter sh*t in our garden' she said!.
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He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was!.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes!.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground!.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention!.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating!.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing!?' she asked!.
'They're mating,' her father replied!.
'What do you call the spider on top!?' she asked!.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered!.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs!?' the little girl asked!.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear!. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs!.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
then lifted
her foot and stomped them flat!.
'Well, we're not having any of that poofter sh*t in our garden' she said!.
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Answers:
Way to go, duck, it's a screamer, ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!? I'll say it is!.I can hardly see the keys,to type this cuz I'm still laughing so much!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
That is Excellent mate!.!!!
10/10!.!!
Cheers Chris, got the guys at work laughing!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is Excellent mate!.!!!
10/10!.!!
Cheers Chris, got the guys at work laughing!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.that's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Thanks for that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aren't children wonderful, but I couldn't eat a whole one!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny one!
Out of the mouths of babes!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Out of the mouths of babes!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
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Damn straightWww@Enter-QA@Com
duck is on roll!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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good
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lol i like that !Www@Enter-QA@Com
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GREAT ONE man!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Daddy longlegs are Crane flies not Spiders, so kind of ruins it!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com