Ok what about these two then i am feeling a bit naughty so will leave now ?!


Question: Ok what about these two then i am feeling a bit naughty so will leave now !?
Young Couple

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song!. Well, this happened!.!.!.but then they danced for the second song too!. And the third!. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs!. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail!.

In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened!.

''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs!.''

''That must have hurt,'' said the judge!.

''No kidding,'' said the best man!. ''I broke three of my fingers!.''



The Model Lodger

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house!.

After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a near-by city studio for a few weeks and that she would like the room from Mondays to Thursdays, but would pay for the whole week!.

Doris showed her the house and they agreed to start straight away!.

"There's just one problem," explained the model!. "Because of my job, I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath!."

"That's not a problem," replied Doris!. "We have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and fill it with hot water!."

"What about your husband!? asked the model!.

"Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be out in the evenings," replied Doris!.

"Good," said the model!. "Now that that's been settled, I'll go to the studio and see you tonight!."

That evening, Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris prepared the bath for the model!. After stripping off, the model stepped into the bath!. Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair!.

The model noticed Doris' staring eyes, so she smiled and explained that it is part of her job to shave herself, especially when modeling swimmer or underclothes!.


Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity and he does not believe her!.

"It's true, I tell you!" said Doris!. "Look, if you don't believe me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself!."

The next night, Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the bath for the model!. As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris stood behind her!.

Doris looked towards the curtains and pointed towards the model's naked pubic area!. Then she lifted up her skirt and wearing no panties, pointed to her own hairy mass!.

Later Fred returned and they retired to bed!.

"Well, do you believe me now!?" she asked Fred!. "Yes, he replied!. "I've never seen anything like it in my life!. But why did you lift up your skirt and show yourself!?"

"Just to show you the difference," answered Doris!. "But I guess you've seen me millions of times!."

"Yes, said Fred, I have - but the rest of the dart team hadn't!."

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Answers:
I agree with you!. Naughty!. Hope you don't get reported!. Good luck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Both are funny!.
Second one is hilarious!.
Thanks for all the laughs!.
And with that I will say goodnight!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ok 10/10 for the first 1
and 9/10 for the 2nd!.
Made me chuckle :)
thanks for that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1st old

2nd too longWww@Enter-QA@Com

Very funny!.
A star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com

dont get first 1 som1 explain



2nd one was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha!.!!!
Excellent ones Chris!.!!!
Cheers, still smiling here!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats funny!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

all i can say is 1st lmaorolfWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, loved them both!.!.!.!.lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

first is naughtiest!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. shame on you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

what did the first one mean!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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