Tell the funniest joke and get best answer! =) ?!
Question: Tell the funniest joke and get best answer! =) !?
Answers:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years!. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed!.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He wwas whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you too!!"
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Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes!?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know!. You should pray to God about that and ask him!." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are!." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are!." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is!."
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex!. Can you explain it to me first!?"
"OK, Sweetheart!. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'!. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison!.
And then they made love for the first time!.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction!.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped!."
Turning on his side, he smiles!. "Then we will have to re-imprison him!."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal!.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted!.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again!."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
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ABC's of ex girlfriends
A
is for Arteries!.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a **** about you!.
B
is for Bitter!. Who, me!?!? No way!. I really hope things between them do work out!. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later!.She won't!. She never has before!.
D
is for Dumped!. Does D need to be explained!?
E
is for Eating like a pig!. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant!. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything)!. So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies!.
F
is for Friends!. That is what she just wants to be!. As if you can even stand to look at her!.
G
is for Gun!. And yes there is a waiting period!.
H
is for Horny!. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality!? Well, you figure it out!.
I
stands for I still hate her!. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors!.
J
stands for Jim!. This is her new boyfriend!. Doesn't Jim have a nice car !? Doesn't Jim have a good job!? Why does Jim want to date her!? I think Jim could do much better!. I hate Jim!. Jim is my mortal enemy!.
K
stands for Kill!.
L
is for Love!. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties!.
L
is also for Lunatic!. Lunatics are crazy!. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love!.
M
stands for Mephistophiles!. That is who she worked for!.
N
stands for Necropheliac!. She didn't move very much, did she!?
O
is for On top!. When on top she has another O word!.
P
is for Pill!. She said she was on it!. She lied!. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month!.
Q
is for Quitter!. She couldn't last!.
R
is for Rich little *****!. She bought my love but I paid for it!.
S
stands for Suffer!. That's what she made me do!.
T
is for torture!. Torture is what she did!. She tortured you with the truth!. She also tortured you with lies!.
U
is for Understatement!. Saying you hate that ***** is an understatement!.
V
is for Voluptuous!. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place!.
W
stands for Whine!. She was a pro at this!.
X
is for Xylophone!. Because X is always for xylophone!.
Y
stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you!.
Z
stands for ZIPPER!. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
!.
stands for period!. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for!. It also means you won't get any for a week!.
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood!. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do!.
"Well, you can paint my porch!. How much will you charge!?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars!?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage!. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house!?"
The man replied, "She should!. She was standing on the porch!."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money!.
"You're finished already!?" he asked!. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats!. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50!. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck!. He wwas whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey!. I love you too!!"
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes!?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know!. You should pray to God about that and ask him!." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are!." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are!." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is!."
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex!. Can you explain it to me first!?"
"OK, Sweetheart!. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'!. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison!.
And then they made love for the first time!.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction!.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped!."
Turning on his side, he smiles!. "Then we will have to re-imprison him!."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal!.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted!.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again!."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
ABC's of ex girlfriends
A
is for Arteries!.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a **** about you!.
B
is for Bitter!. Who, me!?!? No way!. I really hope things between them do work out!. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later!.She won't!. She never has before!.
D
is for Dumped!. Does D need to be explained!?
E
is for Eating like a pig!. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant!. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything)!. So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies!.
F
is for Friends!. That is what she just wants to be!. As if you can even stand to look at her!.
G
is for Gun!. And yes there is a waiting period!.
H
is for Horny!. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality!? Well, you figure it out!.
I
stands for I still hate her!. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors!.
J
stands for Jim!. This is her new boyfriend!. Doesn't Jim have a nice car !? Doesn't Jim have a good job!? Why does Jim want to date her!? I think Jim could do much better!. I hate Jim!. Jim is my mortal enemy!.
K
stands for Kill!.
L
is for Love!. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties!.
L
is also for Lunatic!. Lunatics are crazy!. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love!.
M
stands for Mephistophiles!. That is who she worked for!.
N
stands for Necropheliac!. She didn't move very much, did she!?
O
is for On top!. When on top she has another O word!.
P
is for Pill!. She said she was on it!. She lied!. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month!.
Q
is for Quitter!. She couldn't last!.
R
is for Rich little *****!. She bought my love but I paid for it!.
S
stands for Suffer!. That's what she made me do!.
T
is for torture!. Torture is what she did!. She tortured you with the truth!. She also tortured you with lies!.
U
is for Understatement!. Saying you hate that ***** is an understatement!.
V
is for Voluptuous!. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place!.
W
stands for Whine!. She was a pro at this!.
X
is for Xylophone!. Because X is always for xylophone!.
Y
stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you!.
Z
stands for ZIPPER!. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
!.
stands for period!. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for!. It also means you won't get any for a week!.
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood!. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do!.
"Well, you can paint my porch!. How much will you charge!?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars!?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage!. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house!?"
The man replied, "She should!. She was standing on the porch!."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money!.
"You're finished already!?" he asked!. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats!. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50!. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
funniest joke ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks!.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks!.'
A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two wee ks!.'
A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'Yall guys way behind on technology!. Down in Texas we took a man with no brains out of Texas; put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work!.
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A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks!.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks!.'
A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two wee ks!.'
A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'Yall guys way behind on technology!. Down in Texas we took a man with no brains out of Texas; put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work!.
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A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, flops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!.”
The wife sighs and gets him a beer!.
Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another beer before it starts!.”
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him!.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!.”
The wife is furious!. She yells at him, “Is that all you're going to do tonight!? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV!? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”
The man sighs and says, “It’s started…”
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The wife sighs and gets him a beer!.
Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another beer before it starts!.”
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him!.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!.”
The wife is furious!. She yells at him, “Is that all you're going to do tonight!? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV!? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”
The man sighs and says, “It’s started…”
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The Parrot from a Whorehouse
A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop!. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally settled on a parrot that was perched in the back of the store for $50!.00!.
She asked the shopkeeper why the parrot was so cheap, to which he replied, "Well, I have to tell you, the birds last owner was a madam at a whorehouse and he occasionally makes off color remarks that may offend some people!."
Thinking that the price was right and she could handle anything he might say, she took him!. When she got home she set the bird down on the table!. He looked around and said, "New house, new madam"!.
"That's not so bad," she thought!.
A little while later, her daughters got home from school, and the parrot spoke again, "New house, new madam, new whores!."
Even though she felt a little insulted, she thought that wasn't so bad either!.
Later that evening, her husband Ray came home!.
The parrot again spoke out!.!.!.
This time it said, " New house, new madam, new whores, same customer'sWww@Enter-QA@Com
A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop!. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally settled on a parrot that was perched in the back of the store for $50!.00!.
She asked the shopkeeper why the parrot was so cheap, to which he replied, "Well, I have to tell you, the birds last owner was a madam at a whorehouse and he occasionally makes off color remarks that may offend some people!."
Thinking that the price was right and she could handle anything he might say, she took him!. When she got home she set the bird down on the table!. He looked around and said, "New house, new madam"!.
"That's not so bad," she thought!.
A little while later, her daughters got home from school, and the parrot spoke again, "New house, new madam, new whores!."
Even though she felt a little insulted, she thought that wasn't so bad either!.
Later that evening, her husband Ray came home!.
The parrot again spoke out!.!.!.
This time it said, " New house, new madam, new whores, same customer'sWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hey jcatisnumber you stole the joke I stole!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. lol!.!.!.!.
but this ones better!.!.!.lol!.!.!.
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a fancy dress party!. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem!. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note!.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit!. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate!."
The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a really rude letter of complaint!. A week passes and he receives another parcel with a note!.
"Dear Sir, sorry about our previous suggestion!. Please find enclosed a monk's habit!. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part!."
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to his bald head, so he writes an extremely rude letter of complaint!. The next day he receives a small parcel with a note inside!.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup!. Pour the tin of golden syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your as* and go as a toffee apple
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but this ones better!.!.!.lol!.!.!.
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a fancy dress party!. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem!. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note!.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit!. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate!."
The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a really rude letter of complaint!. A week passes and he receives another parcel with a note!.
"Dear Sir, sorry about our previous suggestion!. Please find enclosed a monk's habit!. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part!."
Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to his bald head, so he writes an extremely rude letter of complaint!. The next day he receives a small parcel with a note inside!.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup!. Pour the tin of golden syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your as* and go as a toffee apple
*Www@Enter-QA@Com
An engineer dies and is standing at the gates of Heaven!. Saint Peter took a quick look in the book of life and failing to see the engineer’s name, cast him down into Hell!.
After a few weeks in Hell the engineer began to get frustrated with the poor living conditions!. He set to work and soon had designed air conditioning, reclining chairs, microwaves, and televisions!. Everyone in hell was enjoying the new inventions of the engineer when God looked down one day!.
Needless to say, God was upset that the living conditions in Hell had improved, so he called to Satan saying “What’s going on down there!? How did you get a hold of all that stuff!?”
Satan Replied smugly, “We’ve got ourselves an engineer!.”
God angrily said “What! How did you get an engineer!? There must be some mistake!. I want that engineer back immediately!.”
Satan animatedly refused saying “NO way, we like him and we’re keeping him!.”
God said “Oh yeah, well he’s rightfully mine and if you don’t give him back I’m going to sue you!.”
Satan responded “Oh yeah, and just where do you think YOU are going to find a lawyer!?”
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After a few weeks in Hell the engineer began to get frustrated with the poor living conditions!. He set to work and soon had designed air conditioning, reclining chairs, microwaves, and televisions!. Everyone in hell was enjoying the new inventions of the engineer when God looked down one day!.
Needless to say, God was upset that the living conditions in Hell had improved, so he called to Satan saying “What’s going on down there!? How did you get a hold of all that stuff!?”
Satan Replied smugly, “We’ve got ourselves an engineer!.”
God angrily said “What! How did you get an engineer!? There must be some mistake!. I want that engineer back immediately!.”
Satan animatedly refused saying “NO way, we like him and we’re keeping him!.”
God said “Oh yeah, well he’s rightfully mine and if you don’t give him back I’m going to sue you!.”
Satan responded “Oh yeah, and just where do you think YOU are going to find a lawyer!?”
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joke 1!.
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds!.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar!. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth!?"
"Yup, shore am!"
"How much does he weigh now!?"
The proud father answered, "Ten pounds!."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened!? He did weigh twenty pounds!."
The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"
2!.A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in!.
“Mother, where do babies come from!?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married!. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex!.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina!. That’s how you get a baby, honey!.” The child seems to comprehend!.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth!. What do you get when you do that!?”
“Jewelry, my dear!. Jewelry!.”
3!.There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink!. He stays like that for half of an hour!.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down!. The poor man starts crying!. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking!. Here, I'll buy you another drink!. I just can't stand to see a man cry!."
"No, it's not that!. This day is the worst of my life!. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office!. My boss, outrageous, fires me!. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen!. The police said that they can do nothing!. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there!. The cab driver just drives away!."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener!. I leave home, and come to this bar!. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison!."
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A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds!.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar!. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth!?"
"Yup, shore am!"
"How much does he weigh now!?"
The proud father answered, "Ten pounds!."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened!? He did weigh twenty pounds!."
The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"
2!.A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in!.
“Mother, where do babies come from!?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married!. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex!.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina!. That’s how you get a baby, honey!.” The child seems to comprehend!.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth!. What do you get when you do that!?”
“Jewelry, my dear!. Jewelry!.”
3!.There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink!. He stays like that for half of an hour!.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down!. The poor man starts crying!. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking!. Here, I'll buy you another drink!. I just can't stand to see a man cry!."
"No, it's not that!. This day is the worst of my life!. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office!. My boss, outrageous, fires me!. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen!. The police said that they can do nothing!. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there!. The cab driver just drives away!."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener!. I leave home, and come to this bar!. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison!."
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so a guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey look at this" and he pulls a 10 inch man outa his pocket so the guy says "wow that's amazing" "you think that's amazing watch this" and the bartender puts a mini piano in front of the 10 inch man and he starts playing mozart "wow that is cool" so the bartender says "hey, i've got a genie with 1 wish left u want it!?" so the guy says "ya i want it!" "but just to tell u he's kinda hard of hearing" so the guy wishes for a million bucks and he starts hearing *quack quack quack* and the genie gave him a million ducks so the guy says "a million ducks!?" and the bartender says "i told u he was hard of hearing do u think i would really wish for a 10 inch pianist!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHO IS JACK SCHITT!?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They
had
one son, Jack!.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple
produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and
the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six
children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O Schit
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They
had
one son, Jack!.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple
produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and
the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six
children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
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