Atlanta Airport Joke (star if you like it)?!
Question: Atlanta Airport Joke (star if you like it)!?
Southerners, it seems sometimes get a bad rap We all have heard or can remember at least one ‘Bubba’ joke or story!. But you have to give southerners their due they are a polite bunch to be sure as the following ‘true’ story so brilliantly illustrates……file this one under ‘conversations overheard at the airport in Atlanta!.
Atlanta ATC “ Atlanta tower to Saudi air flight #157 heavy inbound,…!. Roger Saudi Air, you are clear for landing on Runway Niner Romeo (9R) your approach is east- bound”
Saudi Air “ Copy that, Atlanta Tower We are cleared to land on the Infidels runway EB 9R, Allah be praised”
Atlanta ATC “Atlanta Tower to Iran Air flight 754 outbound heavy, you are cleared for take -off on runway # Niner Romeo (9R) your approach is West bound!.!.”
Iran Air “ Roger that Atlanta, take off approach westbound runway 9R leaving the infidel country, praise be to Allah”
Iran Air in a panicked voice… “ATLANTA TOWER ATLANTA TOWER, YOU BUMBLING INFIDEL! , YOU HAVE CLEARED SAUDI AIR #157 INBOUND HEAVY ON OUR RUNWAY OUR TAKE OFF, WE CAN NOT MAKE EVASIVE EMERGENCY ACTIONS , PLEASE ADVISE!!!
Atlanta ATC “…!. well bless your little “pea pickin’ hearts” We’re awful sorry about that there sorta mix up, Y’all take care now and tell that there Allah fellah we all said ‘Hey”
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Atlanta ATC “ Atlanta tower to Saudi air flight #157 heavy inbound,…!. Roger Saudi Air, you are clear for landing on Runway Niner Romeo (9R) your approach is east- bound”
Saudi Air “ Copy that, Atlanta Tower We are cleared to land on the Infidels runway EB 9R, Allah be praised”
Atlanta ATC “Atlanta Tower to Iran Air flight 754 outbound heavy, you are cleared for take -off on runway # Niner Romeo (9R) your approach is West bound!.!.”
Iran Air “ Roger that Atlanta, take off approach westbound runway 9R leaving the infidel country, praise be to Allah”
Iran Air in a panicked voice… “ATLANTA TOWER ATLANTA TOWER, YOU BUMBLING INFIDEL! , YOU HAVE CLEARED SAUDI AIR #157 INBOUND HEAVY ON OUR RUNWAY OUR TAKE OFF, WE CAN NOT MAKE EVASIVE EMERGENCY ACTIONS , PLEASE ADVISE!!!
Atlanta ATC “…!. well bless your little “pea pickin’ hearts” We’re awful sorry about that there sorta mix up, Y’all take care now and tell that there Allah fellah we all said ‘Hey”
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I say this would be good for family guy
send it to adult swim immediately lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
send it to adult swim immediately lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Terrible but funny! Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good!.!.!.LOL!.!.But how could this be true!? Never the less this is funny!.Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe!.!.
Nice :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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not a good one!. heard better jokes
sry no star:(Www@Enter-QA@Com
not a good one!. heard better jokes
sry no star:(Www@Enter-QA@Com