Frisky Grandpa! (20 character rule)?!
Question: Frisky Grandpa! (20 character rule)!?
An elderly man walks into a confessional!. The following conversation
ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,
many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren!. Yesterday,I
picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking!. We went to a motel, where I
had sex with each of them three times!.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins!?'
Man: 'What sins!? '
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you!?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish!.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this!?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old !.!.!. I'm telling everybody!.'
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ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,
many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren!. Yesterday,I
picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking!. We went to a motel, where I
had sex with each of them three times!.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins!?'
Man: 'What sins!? '
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you!?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish!.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this!?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old !.!.!. I'm telling everybody!.'
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Answers:
That was great!.!.!.More power to him !!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah - good one!
I bet he's the same guy I heard about, who was asked "If you had a choice, when and how would you prefer to die!?"
His answer was "At the age of 98, shot by a jealous husband" !
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I bet he's the same guy I heard about, who was asked "If you had a choice, when and how would you prefer to die!?"
His answer was "At the age of 98, shot by a jealous husband" !
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Why would he tell everybody he was 92!?
Why would two college girls go with a 92 year old man!?
They must have been blonde's!.
That could have been fatal!.
Still!. If they die they dieWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why would two college girls go with a 92 year old man!?
They must have been blonde's!.
That could have been fatal!.
Still!. If they die they dieWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. That was a good one!. Thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
go grampie
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Great! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha I would tell everyone tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
WAHOO!!! GO GRAMPS!
OMG that's hilarious! Have a star, I'd give you 100 if I couldWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG that's hilarious! Have a star, I'd give you 100 if I couldWww@Enter-QA@Com
Go gramps hope he didn't bring anything home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's great!.!.!.!.star for you!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny but he cheated i,d slap him in the faceWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol, very good!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And of course it only come from you!.!.!.!.that is why I love you!!!
Peace & Love :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Peace & Love :)Www@Enter-QA@Com