Smart assed irishman!?!
Question: Smart assed irishman!!?
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,
'I almost had an affair with another woman!.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost!?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but
then I stopped!.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in!.
You're not to see that woman again!.
For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box !.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked
over to the poor box!.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave!.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw
that!.You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and
according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
'I almost had an affair with another woman!.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost!?'
The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but
then I stopped!.'
The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in!.
You're not to see that woman again!.
For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box !.'
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked
over to the poor box!.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave!.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw
that!.You didn't put any money in the poor box!'
The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and
according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night!.
In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night!." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast!?"
So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife!."
"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear!."
The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street!. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary!?"
She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised!. Till now, he's only been down there twice!. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night!." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast!?"
So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife!."
"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear!."
The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street!. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary!?"
She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised!. Till now, he's only been down there twice!. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Paddy tells every one in the village "I`m going to London to make a living"
Mrs!. Dunne goes to see him and said "Will you seek out my son and tell him to write me a letter"!. Paddy said "I will I will, where in london will I find him"!. Mrs Dunne replied "He`s in some where called WC 1"!.
Paddy gets off the train and goes into the nearest toilet, On the first door he sees WC 1 so he bangs on the door and shouts
"Are you dunne"
"Nearly" was the reply!.
"Well write home to your mum she`s worried about you"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mrs!. Dunne goes to see him and said "Will you seek out my son and tell him to write me a letter"!. Paddy said "I will I will, where in london will I find him"!. Mrs Dunne replied "He`s in some where called WC 1"!.
Paddy gets off the train and goes into the nearest toilet, On the first door he sees WC 1 so he bangs on the door and shouts
"Are you dunne"
"Nearly" was the reply!.
"Well write home to your mum she`s worried about you"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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