Boys and girls,longish but worth it!?!


Question: Boys and girls,longish but worth it!!?


Old Lady In Court

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age!?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old!.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st!?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me!.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him!?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly!.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down!?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh!.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him!?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him!.

Defense Attorney:

Why not!?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good!. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago!.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next!?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts!.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then!?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him!.

Defense Attorney
Why not!?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited!. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next!?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man!. Take me now!"

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you!?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard !!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Hahahaawww how tragic!. Remind me never to do that!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Probably the first time I have ever approved of a gun crime!.

He had it commin'Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaa good very funny lol ;)!.!.!.im actually laughing :P
the little bastard!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Definitely worth a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

AND WHY NOT!? HAHAHAHAHA lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

that is very good,thanks for posting!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

delightful!! pmsl!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

very amusing!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

KMSL!. nice 1Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL !!! And that's when i shot him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

class act lady!.!.*Www@Enter-QA@Com

that got jimbob chuckling!.!.lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol very funny Www@Enter-QA@Com

is he dead then!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

not guilty!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was hilarious!.!. made my day thanx!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ROFL STUPID WOMAN lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice one our kidda!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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