The best divorce letter ever?.....?!
Question: The best divorce letter ever!?!.!.!.!.!.!?
Dear husband!.!.!.I'm writing to you to tell you that I'm leaving you forever!. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it!. These last few weeks have been hell!. Your boss called me to tell me you'd quit your job today and that was the last straw!.Last week, you came home and didn't even notice I had a new hair-do, had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a new silk negligée!. You ate in two minutes and went to sleep after watching all your sports programs!.You don't tell me you love me any more; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife!.Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me any more!.Whatever the case, I'm gone!. Your EX-wife!. PS Don't try to find me!. Your brother George and I are moving away to Spain!.!.!.together! have a great life!.
She later received a reply!.!.!.
Dear Ex-wife!.!. Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter!. It's true that you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been!.I watch my sports so much as they drown out your constant nagging and moaning, too bad it doesn't work!. I DID notice you had a new hair-do but the first thing that came to mind was "You look like a boy"!. Since my mother taught me not to say anything unless it's good, I decided to say nothing!. When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have been thinking of my brother as I gave up eating pork a year ago!. About that new silk negligée, I turned away because I noticed the ￡49!.99 price tag still on them and I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had borrowed ￡50 off me that morning!. After all of this, I still loved you and thought we could work it out!.So when I hit the Lotto for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to the Seychelles!. But when I got home I realised you'd gone and that everything happens for a reason!. I hope you get the fulfilling life you've always wanted!. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me!. So take care, Your Ex-husband!.!.!.rich as hell and free!
P!.S!. I don't know if I ever told you this but my brother George, was born Georgina!. I hope that's not a problem!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She later received a reply!.!.!.
Dear Ex-wife!.!. Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter!. It's true that you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been!.I watch my sports so much as they drown out your constant nagging and moaning, too bad it doesn't work!. I DID notice you had a new hair-do but the first thing that came to mind was "You look like a boy"!. Since my mother taught me not to say anything unless it's good, I decided to say nothing!. When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have been thinking of my brother as I gave up eating pork a year ago!. About that new silk negligée, I turned away because I noticed the ￡49!.99 price tag still on them and I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had borrowed ￡50 off me that morning!. After all of this, I still loved you and thought we could work it out!.So when I hit the Lotto for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to the Seychelles!. But when I got home I realised you'd gone and that everything happens for a reason!. I hope you get the fulfilling life you've always wanted!. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me!. So take care, Your Ex-husband!.!.!.rich as hell and free!
P!.S!. I don't know if I ever told you this but my brother George, was born Georgina!. I hope that's not a problem!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL! good one
omg! too hasty! i read a similar one to this before so almost didn't read it to the end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg! too hasty! i read a similar one to this before so almost didn't read it to the end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol yea that was good
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V!. good have a free star on me Www@Enter-QA@Com