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Question: Here are some more of those!. Last time though!.!?
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country!.

Lost: small apricot poodle!. Reward!. Neutered!. Like one of the family!.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant!. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms!.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2!.35; Chicken or Beef $2!.25; Children $2!.00!.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers!.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old!. Perfect for antique lover!.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too!.

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory!.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night!.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery!. We do it carefully by hand!.

For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy!.

Great Dames for sale!.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition!.

Tired of cleaning yourself!? Let me do it!.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children!.

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated!.

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery!. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin!.

Mt!. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge!. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in!.

The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities!.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates!. Automatically burns toast!.

Sheer stockings!. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else!.

Stock up and save!. Limit: one!.

We build bodies that last a lifetime!.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment!.

Man, honest!. Will take anything!.

Wanted: chambermaid in rectory!. Love in, $200 a month!. References required!.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory!. Must be willing to travel!.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated!? Come here first!

Modular Sofas!. Only $299!. For rest or fore play!.

Wanted: Hair-cutter!. Excellent growth potential!.

Wanted!. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink!.

3-year-old teacher need for pre-school!. Experience preferred!.

Our experienced Mom will care of your child!. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included!.

Our bikinis are exciting!. They are simply the tops!.

Auto Repair Service!. Free pick-up and delivery!. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again!.

Holcross pullets!. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204!.

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