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Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman , Montana , while awaiting their respective flights!.
One is an American Indian passing through from Lame
Deer!. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show &
the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at
Montana State University from the Middle East
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures!.
Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and
the conversation falls into an uneasy lull!.
The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his
boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his
face!.
The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes!.
Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and
softly he speaks, 'At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now
we are few!.'
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans
forward, 'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many!. Why do
you suppose that is!?'
The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side
of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl !.
'That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'!.'
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Answers:
haha i rlly laughed! not the punchline i expected at all haha
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agree!. racist but funny!.
next time pls take out the spaces between the lines!.
yea, ok u can have the star too!. it was funny!.
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next time pls take out the spaces between the lines!.
yea, ok u can have the star too!. it was funny!.
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Racist but FUNNY! star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com