Corny joke i'll share mine and u share yours?!


Question: Corny joke i'll share mine and u share yours!?
what do you do with dead elements!?!?


barium
(get it bury them)
i know corny our science teacher told it to us like last friday please leave ur jokes please NO rascist, religous, or your mama jokes anything else is allrightWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Aw dude!. You're going with chemistry puns as a form of humour!?

Though, I guess you did say corny!. I used to use a lot of puns back when I was in catholic school!. But you should never joke with nuns!. It's habit forming!. Joined the army right after I got out of school!. It didn't stick, I couldn't stop making fun of the marines!. They eventually threw me out, said I was rotten to the corps!.!.!.

Anyway!. Bad jokes time!.!.!.

Starting with chemistry:

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "How much for a beer!?" The bartender looks the neutron up and down and says "For you!? No charge"

Two atoms bump into each other in the street, The first atom says "Are you alright!?"
"No" replies the other!. "I've lost an electron"
"Are you sure!?"
"Yes, I'm positive"


Three statisticians go hunting!. They come to a clearing and see in the middle of the clearing, the biggest buck they have ever seen!. The first statistician takes aim, fires and sees his shot bounce harmlessly off a rock ten metres past the buck!. The second statistician takes aim, fires, and sees his shot fall ten metres short of the buck!. The third statistician screams "We got him!"

More bar jokes!:

A man walks into a bar with a lump of asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender "A drink for me, and one for the road"

A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants!. The bartender says "Do you know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your fly!?"
The man replies "I know! It's driving me nuts!"

Renee Descartes walks into a bar, the barman says "You want a beer!?"
Descartes replies "I think not" and dissapeared!.


And possibly my favourite bar joke of all time:

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gives her one!.


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Ok here's one!.


A small guy's sitting in a bar, minding his own business, when this huge mammoth of a man comes in!. He orders a drink, drinks it, then hits the small guy in the head!. He says "That's Tai-Kwon-Do from China!."

The small guy lets it go and returns to having a drink!. The huge man has another drink and hits him again!. "That's Karate from Japan!."

The small guy has enough and leaves the bar!. A little while later he comes back and hits the big guy!.

He turns to look at the bartender and says "When he wakes up, tell him that's a shovel!.!.!. from Homebase!."



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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous!. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it!. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved!.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys!. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually!. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon!. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son!?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open!. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer!. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,


"Where is God!?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him!. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened!?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!.


guess what!.!.!.!.


GOD is missing, and they think we did it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Here R Some:
*:)I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me!. U cry, I cry!. U laugh!.!. I laugh!. U jump out of d window!.!. I look down n then!.!. I laugh again!.!. hahaha

*:)Someday u may lose ur hair!.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind!.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks!.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

*:)What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail

*:)The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting!. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come!.!. But The meeting hasn't started!. Guess why !? Because the Donkey is busy reading this JOKE!

*:)Dark were those days, without your sight!. When I was in darkness, you gave me light!. You gave me strength 2 make life bright!. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

*:)Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well!.!.!. Enough about ME! How about you!?

*:)If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain!. It's not because u r a genius!. I would only like a brain that has never been used!.

*:)If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from!.!.

(sorry!.!.!.i dONT wANT TO BE rUDE !.!.!. tHIS r oNLY sOME jOKES)
hOPE u lIKE IT!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.hAVE A wONDEROUS dAY!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Science joke: gold and aluminum go for a walk, gold runs off, aluminum shouts' AU!. Suppose to sound like Hey you, but AU the period!.
I know it's BORRON!.
I need to stop now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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