Whats the funniest joke you have ever heard?!
Question: Whats the funniest joke you have ever heard!?
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the funnest joke i ever heard was:
ok there's thiz mirror and everytime you lie to it sucks you in
so a red head girl comes up and says i think im the preitest gurl in the world and sucks her in
so a black head gurl walks in and say i think im the prettiest gurl in the world and sucks her in
the a blond walks in and says i think!.!.!.!.and sucks her in
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ok there's thiz mirror and everytime you lie to it sucks you in
so a red head girl comes up and says i think im the preitest gurl in the world and sucks her in
so a black head gurl walks in and say i think im the prettiest gurl in the world and sucks her in
the a blond walks in and says i think!.!.!.!.and sucks her in
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Rolls Royce
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer!. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000!. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce!. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out!. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan!. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan!. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there!.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15!.41!. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled!. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire!. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000!?" The blond replies!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15!.41 and expect it to be there when I return!?" Finally, a smart blondWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer!. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000!. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce!. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out!. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan!. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan!. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there!.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15!.41!. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled!. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire!. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000!?" The blond replies!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15!.41 and expect it to be there when I return!?" Finally, a smart blondWww@Enter-QA@Com
Okiee
everything i tell u, u have to say addicted!.
Cookies - addicted
Soda- addicted
Flowers - addicted
what hit u in da face last night!?- addicted hehehe A DICCKED ITWww@Enter-QA@Com
everything i tell u, u have to say addicted!.
Cookies - addicted
Soda- addicted
Flowers - addicted
what hit u in da face last night!?- addicted hehehe A DICCKED ITWww@Enter-QA@Com
why did the chicken cross the road!?
because its a banana!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!. lol!!! :D!Www@Enter-QA@Com
because its a banana!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!. lol!!! :D!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why was the blonde upset when she got her drivers liscense!?
Because she got an F in sex
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Because she got an F in sex
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what do you call a deer with no eyes!?
No eye deerWww@Enter-QA@Com
No eye deerWww@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call a deer with no eyesWww@Enter-QA@Com