Indian Titanic joke!!!!!!!?!
Question: Indian Titanic joke!!!!!!!!?
Sing went to an Interview,!.!.!.!.!.!
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good!.
Singh: Bad!.
Interviewer: Come!.
Singh: Go!.
Interviewer: Ugly!.
Singh: Pichlli!.
Interviewer: U G L Y!?
Singh: PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer: Shut Up!.
Singh: Keep Talking!.
Interviewer: Get Out!.
Singh: Come In!.
Interviewer: Oh my God!.
Santa Singh: Oh your Devil!.
Interviewer: You are Rejected!.
Santa Singh: I am Selected!.
---------------------------------#
Indian Titanic!
If the Titanic was made in India:
10!. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship!.
9!. There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain!.
8!. By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother!.
7!. It's seven and half-hours long!.
6!. The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar"!.
5!. Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan!.
4!. The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it!.
3!. None of the people would float for long cause of the saris!.
2!. They would be serving mango fruity on the boat!.
1!. Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think about it!.
AND
Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!
PS: The Actor, Actress, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive!. The villain will drown in the first drops of water!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good!.
Singh: Bad!.
Interviewer: Come!.
Singh: Go!.
Interviewer: Ugly!.
Singh: Pichlli!.
Interviewer: U G L Y!?
Singh: PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer: Shut Up!.
Singh: Keep Talking!.
Interviewer: Get Out!.
Singh: Come In!.
Interviewer: Oh my God!.
Santa Singh: Oh your Devil!.
Interviewer: You are Rejected!.
Santa Singh: I am Selected!.
---------------------------------#
Indian Titanic!
If the Titanic was made in India:
10!. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship!.
9!. There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain!.
8!. By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother!.
7!. It's seven and half-hours long!.
6!. The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar"!.
5!. Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan!.
4!. The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it!.
3!. None of the people would float for long cause of the saris!.
2!. They would be serving mango fruity on the boat!.
1!. Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think about it!.
AND
Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!
PS: The Actor, Actress, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive!. The villain will drown in the first drops of water!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shiva your are definitely an expert in this! I am very happy that i added you to my contacts!. Whoa!! Mind Blowing!. I wish i could laugh like Navjot Sidhu or Archana Puran Singh just to let you know how hilarious your jokes are! Nevertheless i'll try!.!.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.!.!.
LOL
You deserve more than stars but still that is the max i can do :)
Rudra
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shiva your are definitely an expert in this! I am very happy that i added you to my contacts!. Whoa!! Mind Blowing!. I wish i could laugh like Navjot Sidhu or Archana Puran Singh just to let you know how hilarious your jokes are! Nevertheless i'll try!.!.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.!.!.
LOL
You deserve more than stars but still that is the max i can do :)
Rudra
Www@Enter-QA@Com
h
ha
hah
haha
hahah
hahaha
hahahah
hahahaha
hahahahah
hahahahaha
hahahahahah
hahahahahaha
hahahahahahah
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahaha
h
ha
hah
haha
hahah
hahaha
hahahah
hahahaha
hahahahah
hahahahaha
hahahahahah
hahahahahaha
hahahahahahah
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahaha Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha
hah
haha
hahah
hahaha
hahahah
hahahaha
hahahahah
hahahahaha
hahahahahah
hahahahahaha
hahahahahahah
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahaha
h
ha
hah
haha
hahah
hahaha
hahahah
hahahaha
hahahahah
hahahahaha
hahahahahah
hahahahahaha
hahahahahahah
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahaha Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaa
veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy funny
but i already heard the first one
but the second one was good
keep smiling :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy funny
but i already heard the first one
but the second one was good
keep smiling :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahaha! Great! =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious!.!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha!.!.!. very funny ! Have a star !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are these supposed to be funny, I see no humour at all, sorry!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
yup funniest one i have read today!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i liked the first one betterWww@Enter-QA@Com