Joke>Have any of you heard of a character called Jack?!
Question: Joke>Have any of you heard of a character called Jack!?
WHO IS JACK SCHITT!?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They
had
one son, Jack!.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple
produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and
the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six
children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O Schitt
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt!?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way!.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt!. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, who married O!. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N!. Schitt, Inc!. They
had
one son, Jack!.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt!. The deeply religious couple
produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Gi va Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and
the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt!.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout!. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced!. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name!. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock!.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt!. Two of the other six
children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony!. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials!. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse!.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world!. He came home with his Italian wife; Piza Schitt
By Crock O Schitt
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Answers:
Great job!
I like it too much!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it too much!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lotsa Schitts make this post hilariously Shitty!
Have a non-Schitty Star as a token of my appreciation!.
Isn't it time to Schitt !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have a non-Schitty Star as a token of my appreciation!.
Isn't it time to Schitt !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL hillariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very clever and amusing!.
Nice one Kitty!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one Kitty!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Noe schitt sherlock! I LOVE THAT! LMAO ROTFL LOL ALL THE WAY BABAYWww@Enter-QA@Com
Rather smelly but good!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
hgfckhdijnlftuntxgjklyi Hi my name is redneck SchittWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant, I chuckled all the way through reading, worth more than one star but rules is rules!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
full of schitt!
loved it!.thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
loved it!.thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow that's alot of schitt LMAO!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
now i know who he is!. thanks for the info!. love it againWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good!. now i'm trying to remember all this schittWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love it!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
love it!. i couldn't stop laughing!Www@Enter-QA@Com