Men are like...( i am sure many women will agree with this joke..)?!
Question: Men are like!.!.!.( i am sure many women will agree with this joke!.!.)!?
1!. Men are like Laxatives !. They irritate the crap out of you!.
2 Men are like!. Bananas !. The older they get, the less firm they are!.
3!. Men are like Weather !. Nothing can be done to change them!.
4!. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why!.
5!. Men are like Chocolate Bars !.!. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips!.
6!. Men are like Commercials !. You can't believe a word they say!.
7!. Men are like Department Stores !.!.!. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8!. Men are like !.!. Government Bonds !.!.!.!. They take soooooooo long to mature!.
9!. Men are like !.!. Mascara !. They usually run at the first sign of emotion!.
10!. Men are like Popcorn !. They satisfy you, but only for a little while!.
11!. Men are like Snowstorms !. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last!.
12!. Men are like Lava Lamps !. Fun to look at, but not very bright!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 Men are like!. Bananas !. The older they get, the less firm they are!.
3!. Men are like Weather !. Nothing can be done to change them!.
4!. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why!.
5!. Men are like Chocolate Bars !.!. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips!.
6!. Men are like Commercials !. You can't believe a word they say!.
7!. Men are like Department Stores !.!.!. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8!. Men are like !.!. Government Bonds !.!.!.!. They take soooooooo long to mature!.
9!. Men are like !.!. Mascara !. They usually run at the first sign of emotion!.
10!. Men are like Popcorn !. They satisfy you, but only for a little while!.
11!. Men are like Snowstorms !. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last!.
12!. Men are like Lava Lamps !. Fun to look at, but not very bright!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha, thanks for making me smile on a crap day!. xWww@Enter-QA@Com
As a male, I find this quite humorous LOL ! I'm sure many of these can be turned and applied to women also!. I must disagree with #2 and #11 (pertaining to myself)!. I can't say why here (but you may email for an answer to that)!. Have a fun day !Www@Enter-QA@Com
I LIKE NUMBER 7 and yes we can survive a month with out u guys u guys r just bringing us down thats why we cant suvive with u so what will happen if we didnt have u!?!!.!.!.!.!. from me i loved them all they were funny on a bad day and good on a good day like now!
~Lilme?Www@Enter-QA@Com
~Lilme?Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, how can women coment on firm, by age of 30 they end up going down toward ya knees!!! you all know what im talking about :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
5 and 7 hahahaahha !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
you women wouldn't be able to survive a month without us men so i wouldn't be talkingWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is a good one!. Needed the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's hilarious i love it (and im a guy) very funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like it!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. They are so true!. They remind me of my boyfriend lol!. U made me laugh so have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LoL!!! That's so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, I like it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!!! love this thanks for putting a smile on my face =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Virginity is like a balloon!. One prick and it's gone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is so freaking funny i love it Www@Enter-QA@Com
DAMN I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF MEN YOU HAVE BEEN WITH OR EXPERIENCED BUT YOU NEED TO MEET A REAL MAN NOT ALL MEN ARE LIKE THIS SO STEREOTYPICAL FOR THESE TO MAKE IT HARDER FOR GOOD MEN TO MAKE AN IMPRESSIONWww@Enter-QA@Com