Another day, another joke?!
Question: Another day, another joke!?
Does anyone know any short really funny jokes!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
what do you call a cow with no legs!?!!?!
GROUND BEEF!!!!
What do you call an elephant and a rhino!?
eliphino! [hell if i know]
So three strings just finished working out, and they go to a bar to get some drinks!.
The sign on the outside of the bar says: No Strings Allowed!.
So the first string goes in and the bartender says: cant you read!?! No strings allowed!! and he kicks the first string out!.
The second string straightens himself up and gets all fancied then goes in!. the bartender says: i just kicked your friend out of here so what do you want!?!!? GET OUT!!! then he kicks the 2nd string out as well!.
The third string rolls around in the dirt and ties himself in a knot!. Then he goes in!. The bartender says: HEY ARENT YOU A STRING!?!!?! the third string replies: im afraid not!
frayed-Messed up and frilley at the endsWww@Enter-QA@Com
GROUND BEEF!!!!
What do you call an elephant and a rhino!?
eliphino! [hell if i know]
So three strings just finished working out, and they go to a bar to get some drinks!.
The sign on the outside of the bar says: No Strings Allowed!.
So the first string goes in and the bartender says: cant you read!?! No strings allowed!! and he kicks the first string out!.
The second string straightens himself up and gets all fancied then goes in!. the bartender says: i just kicked your friend out of here so what do you want!?!!? GET OUT!!! then he kicks the 2nd string out as well!.
The third string rolls around in the dirt and ties himself in a knot!. Then he goes in!. The bartender says: HEY ARENT YOU A STRING!?!!?! the third string replies: im afraid not!
frayed-Messed up and frilley at the endsWww@Enter-QA@Com
A drunk walked into a bar crying!. One of the other men in the bar asked him what Happened!.
"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my Wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort!."
"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back Right!?"
"Right!" said the drunk, still crying!.
"You're sorry you sold her because you realized, too late, that you still loved Her!?"
"Oh, No, who the hell wants to love her," said the drunk!. "I want her back Because I'm thirsty again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my Wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort!."
"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back Right!?"
"Right!" said the drunk, still crying!.
"You're sorry you sold her because you realized, too late, that you still loved Her!?"
"Oh, No, who the hell wants to love her," said the drunk!. "I want her back Because I'm thirsty again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Boy: "Dad, that man wasn't painless dentist like he advertised!."
Dad: "Why!? Did he hurt you!?"
Boy: "No, but he yelled when I bit his thumb!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
3 nuns meet a flasher
1st nun has a stroke
2nd nun has a stroke
3rd nun wouldn't touch it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1st nun has a stroke
2nd nun has a stroke
3rd nun wouldn't touch it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do gay horses eat!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Haaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!.!.!.
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a guy walks into a bar and says ouchWww@Enter-QA@Com