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Question: Some more Jokes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!!!?
Three couples are dining together!.
The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey"!.
The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar"!.
The [European husband] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb cow"!.
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph!?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road!.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late!?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it!. So I bought 3 movie tickets!.
Wife: Why three!?
Husband: For you and your parents!.
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Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t you do that!?
Husband: How can I!? I don’t even know her!.
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Santa: If I die, will you remarry!?
Jeeto: No! I’ll stay with my sister!. But if I die will you remarry!?
Santa: No, I’ll also stay with your sister!.
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Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner!.
Wife: What!? Are you crazy!? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
Husband: I know all that!.
Wife: Then did you invite the friend!?
Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married!.
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Man: I want divorce!. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months!.
Lawyer: Think about it once again!. Wives like that are hard to get!
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How to identify cities in India!!!!

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
and They start arguing about who’s right!.

You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them
and walks on!.

That’s Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to
make peace!. The first two get together & beat him up!.

That’s Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting!. A crowd gathers to watch!. A guy comes
along and quietly opens a chai-stall!.

That’s Ahmedabad!.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to
stop the fight!.
But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program!.

That’s Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting!. A crowd gathers to watch!. A guy comes
along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense!.
Peace comes in!.

That’s Chennai!.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting!. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer!.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go
home being friends!.

You are in Goa

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting!. Both of them take time out and call
their Friends on mobile!. Now 50 guys are fighting!.

You are DEFINITELY IN Punjab
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Answers:
really gud jokes!.!.!.specially the indian cities one!.
keep them coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com

amazing! =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Would be funny if this was YahooJokes!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

But for a few rest all were new!. I dont know which was the best!. Awesome! You are an expert in making people laugh!

That made my day!


Cheers!


RudraWww@Enter-QA@Com

weiiii
this not question la!
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But definitely gave me a smile to go to bed with!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

the last one is the best!!especially kolkata mumbai and delhi!.!.coz ive lived in all places :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

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did you make these yourself lol

now THAT'S comedyWww@Enter-QA@Com



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