Brace yourselves...arent these funny?!

1!. we all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes
but never did we realize that some of the best moments in life
are enjoyed
without clothes!?!!.!.!.


2!. doctor gives a jar to an old man to take home for his sperm count
next day he gives an empty jar back
Dr!.: why is it empty!?
OM: i used 1 hand, then both hands but it didnt work!. i asked my maid, she used her hands, mouth, even thighs but niothing!
i even asked my driver!
Dr!.: your driver!?!
OM: yes!. even he couldnt open that damn jar!


3!. Priest: sister come here at the corner
Sister: why Father!?
Priest: you close the door
Sister: oh my God!
Priest: turn off the light!.
Sister: please dont!
Priest: look at my rosary, it glows in the dark!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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