I thought this was cute!?!


Question: I thought this was cute!!?
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married!. She put an ad in the local paper that read:



HUSBAND WANTED!

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),

MUST NOT BEAT ME,

MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,

AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON!.



On the second day she heard the doorbell!. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair!. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you!? Just look at you !.!.!. you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"



She snorted!. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"



She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently!. "Are you still good in bed!?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Yeah, it's cute!. Here's one back atcha with in the similar theme:

Jacob Rubinowitz was in the confessional talking to the priest!. "I'm 90 years old and I had sex 5 times last night with a 26 year old woman," he confessed!.

The priest responded by saying, "by your accent, I'm guessing that you don't go to this church, nor is this even your faith!. Why are you telling me this!?"

Jacob responded, "telling you!? I'm Telling EVERYBODY!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha-ha i just read this out to my mum and didn't get it
she was pissing herself
nice joke

here's one for you

One day little red riding hood went out out see grandma, on her way through the deep dark woods she came along Pinocchio!.

She started to beat him up and Pinocchio said "why are you doing this to me"!. She then sat on his face and said " tell me a lie Pinnochio,please just tell me a lie"Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was really funny !.!.

hahahaa
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ahaahaha
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hahaahhWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ahahahaha! I really liked that one :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hired!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's Disgusting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Great one! You get a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

this is hilarious i mean omg Www@Enter-QA@Com

its meWww@Enter-QA@Com

omg!.
lmfao!Www@Enter-QA@Com

great job :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

OMG!.
Loved it! That's a great one!
I don't see how it's "disgusting," it's only a joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

NOW THAT IS A TALENTED MANWww@Enter-QA@Com

AH man that was funny! I didn't see that coming!!! STAR 4 YOU!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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