Witch one of these are funny?! and tell me ur jokes plz!?!
Question: Witch one of these are funny!?! and tell me ur jokes plz!!?
EMBARRASSING??MEDICAL?EXAMS?????????????!.!.!.
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1!. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her
baby in the cab!'?I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted
the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear!.Suddenly I
noticed that there were several cabs --and I was in the wrong one!.??
Dr!. Mark MacDonald,? San Francisco??
2!. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and
slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall!. 'Big breaths,' I instructed!.
'Yes, they used to be,' replied the patient!.???
Dr!. Richard Byrnes,? Seattle , WA??
3!. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a
wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarction!.
Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the
rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart!.'
Dr!. Susan Steinberg
?4!. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist,
he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his
medications!. 'Which one!?' I asked!. 'The patch, the nurse told me to put on a
new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!' I had
?him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see!. Yes, the
man had over fifty patches on his body!? Now, the instructions include
removal of the old patch before applying a new one!.??
Dr!. Rebecca St!. Clair,? Norfolk , VA
?5!. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked,
'How long have you been bedridden!?' After a look of complete
confusion she answered!. Why, not for about twenty years -
when my husband was alive!.'
Dr!. Steven Swanson,?Corvallis
6!. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking
up on a woman I asked, 'So how's your breakfast this morning!?' 'It's very
good, except for the Kentucky Jelly!. I can't seem to get used to the taste'
the patient replied!. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a
foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly!.'????
Dr!. Leonard Kransdorf,? Detroit , MI
??7!. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young
woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting
a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered!. It
was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so
she was scheduled for immediate surgery!. When she was
completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed
that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was
a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass!.' Once the surgery was
completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's
dressing, which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn'??
Submitted by RN no name
?AND FINALLY!!!!.!. !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !.!.!.!.!.
??8!. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams!. To cover my
embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling
softly!. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this
exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me!. I
looked up from my work and sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry!.!. Was I
tickling you!?' She replied, 'No doctor, but the song you were
whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'!.???
Dr!. wouldn't submit his name Www@Enter-QA@Com
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1!. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her
baby in the cab!'?I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted
the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear!.Suddenly I
noticed that there were several cabs --and I was in the wrong one!.??
Dr!. Mark MacDonald,? San Francisco??
2!. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and
slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall!. 'Big breaths,' I instructed!.
'Yes, they used to be,' replied the patient!.???
Dr!. Richard Byrnes,? Seattle , WA??
3!. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a
wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarction!.
Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the
rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart!.'
Dr!. Susan Steinberg
?4!. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist,
he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his
medications!. 'Which one!?' I asked!. 'The patch, the nurse told me to put on a
new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!' I had
?him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see!. Yes, the
man had over fifty patches on his body!? Now, the instructions include
removal of the old patch before applying a new one!.??
Dr!. Rebecca St!. Clair,? Norfolk , VA
?5!. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked,
'How long have you been bedridden!?' After a look of complete
confusion she answered!. Why, not for about twenty years -
when my husband was alive!.'
Dr!. Steven Swanson,?Corvallis
6!. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking
up on a woman I asked, 'So how's your breakfast this morning!?' 'It's very
good, except for the Kentucky Jelly!. I can't seem to get used to the taste'
the patient replied!. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a
foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly!.'????
Dr!. Leonard Kransdorf,? Detroit , MI
??7!. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young
woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting
a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered!. It
was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so
she was scheduled for immediate surgery!. When she was
completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed
that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was
a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass!.' Once the surgery was
completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's
dressing, which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn'??
Submitted by RN no name
?AND FINALLY!!!!.!. !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !.!.!.!.!.
??8!. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams!. To cover my
embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling
softly!. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this
exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me!. I
looked up from my work and sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry!.!. Was I
tickling you!?' She replied, 'No doctor, but the song you were
whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'!.???
Dr!. wouldn't submit his name Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
1,6,7,8,4,2
loved the last one best LOL
shoot, i wish i could give u gazillion star for that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
loved the last one best LOL
shoot, i wish i could give u gazillion star for that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
3's so funny I literally fell of my chair!.
My husband's like what the [beep] are you doing and my cousin was looking at me like I was demented!. He's like!.!. Uncle Hunter should I call Kid's Help Phone!?
The I stand up and say "Oops, must have an inner ear infection" then pick up the phone and called the doctor and I have to get an ear exam or something on the fourteenth!.
LMFAO!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My husband's like what the [beep] are you doing and my cousin was looking at me like I was demented!. He's like!.!. Uncle Hunter should I call Kid's Help Phone!?
The I stand up and say "Oops, must have an inner ear infection" then pick up the phone and called the doctor and I have to get an ear exam or something on the fourteenth!.
LMFAO!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love them!!!!!
Here's one not about doctors, but compared to yours, might be a little lame:
A man wanted to ride up a mountain, and they had camels for rent!. The only one left was "specially trained!." The man told him to say 'whew' to make it go and 'brother' to make it stop!. The man rode all the way to the top, but there was a cliff!. He shouted "Brother!" and the camel stopped!. "Whew, that was!.!.!.!.AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's one not about doctors, but compared to yours, might be a little lame:
A man wanted to ride up a mountain, and they had camels for rent!. The only one left was "specially trained!." The man told him to say 'whew' to make it go and 'brother' to make it stop!. The man rode all the way to the top, but there was a cliff!. He shouted "Brother!" and the camel stopped!. "Whew, that was!.!.!.!.AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like them all lol
heres a joke:
why are there so many jokes made up about blondes!?
because brunettes have nothing better to do at night
no offense anyone i just like that finally blondes arent the ones being slammed
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heres a joke:
why are there so many jokes made up about blondes!?
because brunettes have nothing better to do at night
no offense anyone i just like that finally blondes arent the ones being slammed
: )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Most of it i like it but i cant understand number 6 and i like number 1 and number 8Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the 1st and the last one my favorite I just thought I would say but I don't have a joke of my own haha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The last oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
ah man they were all pretty funny but i found this one in this section!.!.!.!.!. what do you call a jamaican proctologist!? (butt doctor!. ive had to explain many times) a pokemon!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They were all good!.
Heres a few;
The nurse runs into the doctor's office and says,
"Doctor, there's a man in the waiting room that says he's invisible!"
The doctor says,
"Tell him I can't see him!."
A Pole, a Jew, and a black man walk into a bar!.
The bartender says, "What is this!? Some kind of joke!?"
Why didn't the oyster twins give up their pearls!?
They were two shellfish!.!.
What do you call a cow with no legs!?
Ground beef!.!.
What do you call a dog with no legs!?
Nothing, he won't come anyways!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heres a few;
The nurse runs into the doctor's office and says,
"Doctor, there's a man in the waiting room that says he's invisible!"
The doctor says,
"Tell him I can't see him!."
A Pole, a Jew, and a black man walk into a bar!.
The bartender says, "What is this!? Some kind of joke!?"
Why didn't the oyster twins give up their pearls!?
They were two shellfish!.!.
What do you call a cow with no legs!?
Ground beef!.!.
What do you call a dog with no legs!?
Nothing, he won't come anyways!.Www@Enter-QA@Com