Ever wonder why your school teacher told you grammar was important?!


Question: Ever wonder why your school teacher told you grammar was important!?
On his 65th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife!. The certificate paid for a visit to a Shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction!.


After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed the ticket to the Shaman, and wondered what he was in for!. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on the shoulder, warned, “This is powerful medicine and it must be respected!. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2- 3!.' When you do that, you will be more potent than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want!.”


He was encouraged!. As the shaman walked away, he turned and asked, 'How do I stop the medicine from working!?'


Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' the shaman responded!. “But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon”!.


The man was eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom!. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, '1-2-3!'


Immediately, he was the manliest of men!.


His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes!. And then she asked, “What was the 1-2-3 for”!?

And that, my friends is why you should never end your sentences with a preposition!.
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