Did you hear about the Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman abroad?!


Question: Did you hear about the Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman abroad!?
'Y'know,' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer the pubs back home!. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's!. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth drink for you!.'

'Well,' said the Englishman, 'At my local, the Black Bull, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two!'

'Ahhh, that's nothing,' said the Irishman!. 'Back home in Dublin, there's Ryan's Bar!. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like!. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid!. All on the house!.'

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims, but he swears every word is true!. 'Well,' said the Englishman, 'Did this actually happen to you!?'



''Not me meself, personally, no,' said the Irishman, 'But it did happen to my sister!.


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Brilliant!
I had not heard it before!.
What a great start to my day - good laugh!
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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a fancy dress party!. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem!. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note!.

"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit!. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate!."

The man thinks this is a terrible idea because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a really rude letter of complaint!. A week passes and he receives another parcel with a note!.

"Dear Sir, sorry about our previous suggestion!. Please find enclosed a monk's habit!. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part!."

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to his bald head, so he writes an extremely rude letter of complaint!. The next day he receives a small parcel with a note inside!.

"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup!. Pour the tin of golden syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your as* and go as a toffee apple!."Www@Enter-QA@Com



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