A SMALL BIT OF ENJOYMENT THIS SUNDAY NIGHT ..ENJOY ?!


Question: A SMALL BIT OF ENJOYMENT THIS SUNDAY NIGHT !.!.ENJOY !?


A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table!. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her!.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man!. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back!.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place!.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says!.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks!. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his!. She listens!.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast!. They had a wonderful, wonderful time!. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings!. The guy is amazed!. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman!. Are you this nice to every guy you meet!?'
'No,' she replies!.!.

WAIT for it!. !.

















It's coming!. !.








The suspense is killing you, isn't it!?












She says:

'You just happened to catch my eye!.'
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Answers:
that was funny its a real good joke i told it to my friend and she almost peed her pants no jk but it is really funny i wasnt expecting that hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Very predictable !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com

nice way to build up suspense but i kinda saw the punchline coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good One!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

funny lmfao
sum1 must of e-mailed that 2 uWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHA!
good suspense! ^^
AND even better JOKE!!!
It caught my eye too =))
Star 4 U!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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