Another little Johnny 4 U?!
Question: Another little Johnny 4 U!?
Little Johnny came running into the house after school
“Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!”
“That’s great, son! Come in to the living room and tell me about it!.”
“Well!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I got 50 in spelling, 30 in Maths and 20 in Science!.”
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“Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!”
“That’s great, son! Come in to the living room and tell me about it!.”
“Well!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I got 50 in spelling, 30 in Maths and 20 in Science!.”
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Answers:
hahaha!.!. here's the one on his exam preparations!.!.
Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics!? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow!."
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics!? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow!."
The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy!. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner!. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future!. Does that help any!?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said!."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying!. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper!.
So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up!. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid!. Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed!.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now!."
"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned!?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh*t!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh!.!.!.i also got 25 in english,25 in maths and 50 good behavior in classWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great!.!.!.!.
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?Johnny, wenn du Geburtstag hast!.!.!.?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh johnny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was lame, even for a little Johnny joke!. Watch out for the trolls- they don't like jokes!.
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Not without a Johnny !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cute Johnny, good one ! Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was not at all funny!.stop posting such johnny jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
CuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good One*Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!. it was ok i guessWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one,keep it up!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
aww!.!.!.he needs a tutor!.lol!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha, I wonder who added them up for him!.!.!.Nice one!?Www@Enter-QA@Com