Poor Blondes...Here is another one!!!?!


Question: Poor Blondes!.!.!.Here is another one!!!!?
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me!. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started!."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster!."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table!.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster!."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then !.!.!." he said with a deep sigh, !. !.!.!. !. !. !. !.!. !.
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box!."
















It might be an old joke!.!.!.but I just hears it

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LMAO!!!!! GOOD ONE !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL

V!.Good
Here's my favorite
There was a blonde driving down the road one day!. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight!.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing!? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name!. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!" Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha,hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have not heard this one !.!.!.FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com

old one- it was a tiger on the box & frosted flakesWww@Enter-QA@Com

not badWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hehehe !.!.!.it was nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol here's a star!.That's a good twist on the Original joke from the 1960's the only difference is in that joke it was stoned hippies!.here/s mine!.

A blonde decides she wants a change so she dyes her hair red!. She comes out of the salon and marvels at her new hair color in the shop window bathed in sunlight!. she gets in her convertible and looks at it with amazement as her flowing red locks blow in the wind ,she drives and drives looking at her hair in the rear view mirror and ends up lost out in the country!.

She sees a farmer standing out in a field with a herd of animals!. She pulls over and asks for directions back to the city, he gives them to her and before she leaves she asks " what kind of animals are those"

The Farmer says " those are sheep"
the blonde says "if i can guess how many you have, could i have one!?"
The farmer says "sure"
the blonde looks very carefully and says " you have umm ummm 46 sheep!?"
The farmer says "that's right wow help yourself"

The redheaded blonde packs her prize into her car and is about to drive away !.
When the farmer says " let's keep playing the guessing game"
The blonde says "ok"
The farmer says " I'm going to guess that you aren't a real red head
you're really a blonde"
The redhead blonde says " wow how did you know"
The farmer says "you give me back my dog and I'll tell ya"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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