What about these 2 then are they funny ?!
Question: What about these 2 then are they funny !?
Solitary Confinement Woes
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement!.
They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them!. The first guy asks for a big stack of books!. The second guy asks for his wife!. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes!.
At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy's cell!. He comes out and says, "I studied so hard!. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer!. It was terrific!."
They open up the second guy's door!. He comes out with his wife, and they've got five new kids!. He says!. "It was the greatest thing of my life!. My wife and I have never been so close!. I have a beautiful new family!. I love it!."
They open up the third guy's door, and he's slapping at his pockets, going "Anybody got a match!?"
Genie-wine
While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp!. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke!.
"I am the all-powerful genie!. I shall grant you one wish!." The man thought about this, and decided that if there was one thing he couldn't get enough of, it was wine!.
"I wish I could pee wine!. That's my wish!."
"Granted!." And the genie disappeared!. Later that day, the man's wife came home to find her husband naked, holding a glass!.
"Why only one glass!?" asked her wife!.
"You're drinking out of the bottle tonight!."
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Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement!.
They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them!. The first guy asks for a big stack of books!. The second guy asks for his wife!. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes!.
At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy's cell!. He comes out and says, "I studied so hard!. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer!. It was terrific!."
They open up the second guy's door!. He comes out with his wife, and they've got five new kids!. He says!. "It was the greatest thing of my life!. My wife and I have never been so close!. I have a beautiful new family!. I love it!."
They open up the third guy's door, and he's slapping at his pockets, going "Anybody got a match!?"
Genie-wine
While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp!. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke!.
"I am the all-powerful genie!. I shall grant you one wish!." The man thought about this, and decided that if there was one thing he couldn't get enough of, it was wine!.
"I wish I could pee wine!. That's my wish!."
"Granted!." And the genie disappeared!. Later that day, the man's wife came home to find her husband naked, holding a glass!.
"Why only one glass!?" asked her wife!.
"You're drinking out of the bottle tonight!."
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ha ha ha!!! both are awesome jokes, but i loved the second one better than the first!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hahhaha like the first one, second one is kinda creepy but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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The first was hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first was hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good ones lolol :)!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dont give up your day job!. You would starve!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah they were funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, their both great but the 2nd ones the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like them lol!. Thanks for making me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the first one :D
The second one!.!.!.!. erm!.!.!. no comment!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The second one!.!.!.!. erm!.!.!. no comment!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice jokes!.!.!.thanks for making me laugh :)Www@Enter-QA@Com