Help, I don't get this joke, can someone please explain?!
Question: Help, I don't get this joke, can someone please explain!?
Medical Problem
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem!. "I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor!. In fact, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times!. What can I do!?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs!. Harris!. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week!."
Next week an upset Mrs!. Harris marched into Dr!. Johnson's office!. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself!?"
"Calm down, Mrs!. Harris," said the doctor soothingly!. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"
My friend sent this to me and I don't get it!. Please explain what's so funny please!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem!. "I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor!. In fact, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times!. What can I do!?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs!. Harris!. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week!."
Next week an upset Mrs!. Harris marched into Dr!. Johnson's office!. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself!?"
"Calm down, Mrs!. Harris," said the doctor soothingly!. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"
My friend sent this to me and I don't get it!. Please explain what's so funny please!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
her hearing was bad and her sense of smell was bad - sinuses
so when the doc fixed those problems she could hear and smell her own fartsWww@Enter-QA@Com
so when the doc fixed those problems she could hear and smell her own fartsWww@Enter-QA@Com
she wasn't able to smell and hear her own farts!.!.!. so the doctor gave her pills to fix her sinuses!. now she's complaining that she can smell her farts!. so the doctor tries to appease her by saying he's going to fix her hearing now!. so she can hear herself fart!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
it means that her hearing and smell were bad and the doc gave her sum pills to help her smell andd is givin her some thing to help her hear the farts xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
The lady can't hear or smell the stinky farts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She couldn't hear or smell her farts! Everyone else could!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
she was ripping a**Www@Enter-QA@Com
she couldn't hear or smell her own fartsWww@Enter-QA@Com