One for the girls and boys?!
Question: One for the girls and boys!?
The Making of a Boss
When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss!.
The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss!.
The legs argued that since they took man wherever he wanted to go, they should be boss!.
The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he should be boss!.
The eyes said that without them man would be helpless, so they should be boss!.
Then the "asshole" applied for the job!.
The other parts of the body laughed so hard at this that the asshole became mad and closed up!.
After a few days!.!.!.
The brain went foggy,
the legs got wobbly,
the stomach got ill,
and the eyes got crossed and unable to see!.
They all conceded and made the asshole boss!.
the moral of the story, you don't have to be a brain to be boss!.!.!. Just an Asshole
does it ring a bell with your boss at work!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss!.
The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss!.
The legs argued that since they took man wherever he wanted to go, they should be boss!.
The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he should be boss!.
The eyes said that without them man would be helpless, so they should be boss!.
Then the "asshole" applied for the job!.
The other parts of the body laughed so hard at this that the asshole became mad and closed up!.
After a few days!.!.!.
The brain went foggy,
the legs got wobbly,
the stomach got ill,
and the eyes got crossed and unable to see!.
They all conceded and made the asshole boss!.
the moral of the story, you don't have to be a brain to be boss!.!.!. Just an Asshole
does it ring a bell with your boss at work!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol best joke i have heard in ages and so true!. thanks for making my day :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's a wonderful golden oldie, and still ever so funny!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ding a ling,ding a ling!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Superb!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
actually yesWww@Enter-QA@Com
correct!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyish!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao this is funny and yes it does ring a bell!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG i love riddles like this!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
it certainly does! pig headed as well!Www@Enter-QA@Com
borin too longWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol it is old and it's still funny too!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is soooo old!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So do Gay bosses get stuck up!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i guess i"m an asshole then!! being a gaffer!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heehee! star for u!Www@Enter-QA@Com
to bloody true it does!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
mmmmm, not sure about that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
my boss is a woman,but the same applies!! asshole!!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com