What are some funny mirror jokes?!
Question: What are some funny mirror jokes!?
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MIRROR MIRROR
ONe day, Al Gore, George W and Raplph Nader were eating lunch at a resturatunt!.
They paid the check, then went to the bathroom!.
On their way in, an attendant told them that the mirror in the bathroom would hold you until you said something if you looked at it, and if you told the truth you would get a billion dollars!. But if you lied, youd be trapped in the mirror forever!.
Ralph finished first, and looked at the mirror!. Trapped, he said "i think i am the smartest one in this bathroom" and he got a billion dollars!. Then Al Gore looked at the mirror and said, "i think i have the biggest ego in this bathroom" and he got a billion dollars!. Then George looked at the mirror and siad, "i think-" and FWOOSH! he was trapped in the mirror!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ONe day, Al Gore, George W and Raplph Nader were eating lunch at a resturatunt!.
They paid the check, then went to the bathroom!.
On their way in, an attendant told them that the mirror in the bathroom would hold you until you said something if you looked at it, and if you told the truth you would get a billion dollars!. But if you lied, youd be trapped in the mirror forever!.
Ralph finished first, and looked at the mirror!. Trapped, he said "i think i am the smartest one in this bathroom" and he got a billion dollars!. Then Al Gore looked at the mirror and said, "i think i have the biggest ego in this bathroom" and he got a billion dollars!. Then George looked at the mirror and siad, "i think-" and FWOOSH! he was trapped in the mirror!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a blonde, a brunette, adn a redhead!. They came across this mirror!.!.!. Written on the mirror it said "Tell the truth and get a million bucks, tell a lie and disappear forever!."
So the brunette's like "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the school"
*POOF* she disappeared!.
Then the redhead steps up and says "I think I'm the smartest girl in the whole school"
*POOF* she dissappeared!.
Then the blonde steps up and say "I think -" *POOF* she dissappeared!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror!.
She picks it up, looks into it, and says, “WOW! I know this person!. I’ve seen this person somewhere before…”
The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, “Duh, of course you have!. That’s me!”
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She picks it up, looks into it, and says, “WOW! I know this person!. I’ve seen this person somewhere before…”
The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, “Duh, of course you have!. That’s me!”
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youer so ugly that when you look in the mirror, even the mirror doesnt want to reflect you reflection!.Www@Enter-QA@Com