A marine and a french lady (JOKE)?!
Question: A marine and a french lady (JOKE)!?
The train was packed, and the U!. S!. Marine Walked the entire length looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman's poodle took the Only seat remaining!.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat!?"The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude!. My little Fifi is using that seat!."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was Under that dog!."Please, ma'am!. May I sit down!? I'm very tired!."She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
The next time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little Dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down!.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American In his place !"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing!. You hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the road!. And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong ***** out the window!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat!?"The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude!. My little Fifi is using that seat!."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was Under that dog!."Please, ma'am!. May I sit down!? I'm very tired!."She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
The next time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little Dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down!.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American In his place !"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing!. You hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the road!. And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong ***** out the window!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Thanks dear for share with us ,,,
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Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night!. The caller sounded very excited!.
"Doctor, please come at once!. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said!.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic!. "I will come in the morning!."
The man protested, "But doctor, my wife is really serious!."
The doctor replied, "I took out your wife s appendix two years ago!. She can not have another!."
The caller protested, "That is alright doctor, but now I have got another wife!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Let`s enjoy another one !.!.!.!. ;)
Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night!. The caller sounded very excited!.
"Doctor, please come at once!. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said!.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic!. "I will come in the morning!."
The man protested, "But doctor, my wife is really serious!."
The doctor replied, "I took out your wife s appendix two years ago!. She can not have another!."
The caller protested, "That is alright doctor, but now I have got another wife!" Www@Enter-QA@Com